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AT THE ZOO

 

 

Someone told me
It's all happening at the zoo.
I do believe it,
I do believe it's true.

Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Whoooa. Mmmmm.

It's a light and tumble journey
From the East Side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.

 

United States Capitol

But you can take the crosstown bus
If it's raining or it's cold,
And the animals will love it
If you do.
If you do.

 



Something tells me
It's all happening at the zoo.
I do believe it,
I do believe it's true.

Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Whoooa. Mmmmm.


The monkeys stand for honesty,

Olympia Snowe



Giraffes are insincere,

Mitch McConnell



And the elephants are kindly but

They're dumb

Rand Paul


 

Orangutans are skeptical


Of changes in their cages

Eric Cantor


 

And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

 John Boehner

Zebras are reactionaries,

Allen West



Antelopes are missonaries,

 

Michele Bachmann


Pigeons plot in secrecy,

Darrell Issa


 

And hamsters turn on frequently.

Ron Paul


 


What a gas! You gotta come and see
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.

I have a friend who’s been around 97 years and other than a hip problem, he’s still sharp as a tack..

He tells me that he and a group of fellow workers, talked one of their friends to go to Washington as their Representative.

The man served one term and when they asked him to run again, he flat out refused.

The reason stated was "the place is nothing but a bunch of drunks; that party all night, raising money and patting each other on the back with lobbyists paying for the party life .

The reason no one is in the Chamber when giving speeches, is that they are sleeping off the booze.

When laws are passed, the Reps don’t know what’s in the bills, they haven’t read them; there staff tells them what to do.

Night after night of partying; the man the one term Representative said, it was enough to make you sick and tells you a lot why Congress has failed the people. Who can think straight when night after night you're drunk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PARTY ALL NIGHT. HA

1. We admitted we were powerless over government and that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to belive that there is no power in the universe that could return the country to sanity.

3. Made a fearless decision to get drunk and stay that way.

hahahahaha

There are seven or nine more steps missing....hahahahahahah

I hereby render unto Chris the Dayly Comment of the Day Award for this here Dagblog Site, Given to all of him from all of me! hahahahahah

Thanks. After Step 3 you don't need the others.

I think this was a gas. 

Well thank you Anna!

Good to see ya again!

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