Religious Freedumb: Lox in Stock and 2 smoking Barbels

By PeraclesPlease on Wed, 03/13/2019 - 12:19pm |

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https://www.patheos.com/blogs/laughingindisbelief/2018/04/jewish-deli-refuses-to-serve-christian/

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Strikes me that being a foodie is like a religion. Therefore, Laitman's will gain more Goyische Foodie customers from the purist stance. This could even have been a very clever P.R. stunt.

by artappraiser on Wed, 03/13/2019 - 1:25pm

Everyone so crever these days. I went to Toys 'R Us to buy a 13-dimensonal chess board, and they were all sold out.

by PeraclesPlease on Wed, 03/13/2019 - 2:12pm

Perhaps they were only sold out in this space/time dimension. There might have been numerous boards for sale in one of the higher dimensions that can't be accessed from this space/time continuum.

by ocean-kat on Wed, 03/13/2019 - 5:01pm

Well you're the rocket scientist - I just rotate the headings on the Dagblog masthead - purely ceremonial, you understand (don't know nuttin' bout birf and rabies)

by PeraclesPlease on Wed, 03/13/2019 - 5:30pm

Well I'm not a rocket scientist but I have watched every Star Trek series including Voyager and Deep Space Nine which many hard core Star Trek fans disparage as inaccurate and poorly done. I've also watch Babylon 5 a couple of times. That probably gives me a good foundation in quantum mechanics and multi-dimension physics. I could probably pass an ACT on The Physics of the Star Trek Universe. Unfortunately none of the science ACTs address this area of knowledge.

by ocean-kat on Wed, 03/13/2019 - 5:49pm

See, I told you you were a rocket scientist. The conservative mainstream scientists try to matginalize the true trendsetters and explorers who boldly go where no series has gone before just to hold onto their little distinctions and turf. Sad, really.

by PeraclesPlease on Wed, 03/13/2019 - 7:02pm

I tell you, it's a religion:

pick your tarot toast. i’ll tell you who you are. https://t.co/kRR3YrSJ7g pic.twitter.com/qq8b8ZPv3N
— sarah | thedelicious (@thedelicious) February 27, 2019

by artappraiser on Wed, 03/13/2019 - 9:42pm

Mrs. Kelly reports Catholic Jesus inspired her to ask for thick cut lox for a fish fry. “He spoke to me and said, ‘Mary, get thee some lox, and fry it up for the Church.’”

This is a complex issue and I could find no logical way to decide. So I sat down and prayed to Lutheran Jesus and he wrote 95 reasons why Catholic Jesus was wrong. It is now clear that Lutheran Jesus wants lox to be cut thin. I was instructed to nail the 95 theses on the door of the St Peter Roman Catholic church in NYC

by ocean-kat on Wed, 03/13/2019 - 7:26pm

Antiquated info - God revealed himself to Joseph Smith of the Mormons to make lox "thick as the girth of a man's loins and long enough to please the consorts of his community, a task he became so enamored of they started calling him Lox Smith behind his back.

by PeraclesPlease on Wed, 03/13/2019 - 7:38pm

Figures, as you Protestants often seem to have a tendency to enjoy and wallow in parsimony. I also note that gluttony was one of the original seven deadly sins during the middle ages but later Catholic theologians did not make it a mortal sin, only a venial one! That said, having a luxurious and expensive piece of lox for "Friday fish fry" does really counter the whole idea of going without meat once a week.

by artappraiser on Wed, 03/13/2019 - 9:35pm

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