Philip has had God's Light shine upon him.

Philip's Mom and Dad did very well economically and Daddy was a pilot (when pilots actually made money) and was an investor of sorts.

Phil hit college as a golf ace and won NCAA tournaments and one U. S. Amateur Championship!

Phil then, whilst still an amateur won a PGA Tournament in his last year of college as an amateur, setting state records and all of that and his future was sealed—although he did not have the opportunity to cash in, as they say until two years later.

In 1992, Phil won his first PGA Tournament as a Pro.

I betchya Mom and Dad were very very happy.

Well Phil went on to win 40 PGA Tournaments as of 2012 and every white bastard with LDS and a pot belly called him the GREAT WHITE HOPE.

Four full majors this man had won.

He walked like an elephant and a duck combined.

He was right handed but had learned to golf as a left hander—thereby earning his moniker 'Lefty'.

And he is today, the number one golfer in the entire world with the exception of one man and one man only.

That is Lefty would be considered the golfer of a generation except for a man who is 5.5 years younger and the greatest golfer ever beheld by MAN. Ha

Before I get into the exception, I must underline the fact that Lefty just won a grand tournament that the exception has never visited.

Just last Sunday, Lefty won it all. I mean Phil won a tournment with real valor and real acumen and real pizzaz and real ….oh who cares?

Lefty won a tournament by four strokes going 100 under par and no one gave one shite because a few hours later the Super Bowl came on the telly and....

Phil has been called:

THE GREAT WHITE HOPE

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/392806-the-glorification-of-phil-mickelson

Well I watch ESPN and I watch for the silly arguments and pretended drama and whatever.

Now I must admit, I can usually only take ten minutes at the most as far as discussions but I read the 'calendar' (USUALLY on the left hand side of the diminished screen) telling me what will be discussed and I would guess I catch about forty minutes a day of those discussions.

Well, when Tiger won his 75^th tournament the week before (you see Tiger has won that certain Tourney 8 times tying that mark with Slammin Sammy) ESPN was all over it on Monday. I mean they had to discuss the win in a thousand different ways and replay all the fantastic shots and argue over whether or not Tiger was God or whether Tiger was back or whether Tiger was a lucky guy only winning a tournament involving 15 of the top twenty golfers in the world.

Well, Lefty who had won his 41^st Tourney on Sunday this week, received no MENTION WHATSOEVER. Hahahahahahahaha

I mean who really gives a shite anyhow? Hahahahahahahahah

Can you imagine? I mean you are a star golfer at age five and mommy and daddy are millionaires and you are receiving golf lessons five times a week and you excel in all arenas and you end up looking like an also ran your entire GODDAMN LIFE?

TIGER

Now there are those who would compare Tiger with Sammy Snead.

THERE IS NO COMPARISON.

Well Sammy won 82 PGA (Authorized) Tournaments throughout his career that began at age 25.

And Sammy won 61 'other' tournaments.

As a matter of fact, Sammy, before his death at age 126, was petitioning the PGA to include some of those 'other' tournaments into his PGA record. Hahhahahahaha. Not gonna happen.

The fact is is that in the 30's and the 40's the PGA Tournaments were really nothing but exhibitions presented by some pretend organizations presenting European rites with free drinks and a bunch of white drinking friends..but I digress.

Well Tiger is already well over 40 wins that are not accepted as PGA (Authorized) tournaments and he is currently 37 years of age whilst Sammy won his last tournament in his 50's. hahahahah

None of this matters really. Tiger will play into his 60's like Watson and he will continue to win tournaments. Forget the knee and forget his Clintonian predilections and forget his arrogance. Tiger always knew that he was destined for greatness. The only difference between he and Phil, is that TIGER was right. hahahahaha

Lefty knows that the TIGER will always be with us (and Lefty!)

BACK TO LEFTY

This was a big win for Lefty.

I mean he won by many strokes.

Snedeker hung in there, but damn Phil began with a 60 (one stroke less than his own record) and continued to kill.

And although Tiger has won over his 15 years as professional golfer a sum in excess of 102,000,000 bucks on the PGA Tour, Mickelson has won in excess of 67,000,000 bucks.

But even though Phil showed up in a cameo on the greatest golf flick ever made, Tiger makes so much money on the outside that he gave away all his winnings to charity (less the amounts paid to his caddies and his other 'expenses'. And I wonder what happened during and after the divorce proceedings? )

Phil has not given away his entire 67 mill to charity when it was earned for chrissakes!

And whilst Tiger sells golf balls and irons and whatever to the general public (all over the world) Lefty is selling aspirin for his sore back (no doubt related to his belly) and insurance.

THE POINT

Lefty has won 4 Majors....whatever the hell that means. And Tiger has won 14.

Lefty has been playing the PGA Tour since 1991 and Tiger has been playing since 1996.

The only real news that came out of Phil's last Tournament win was in regard to his fascist, traitorous and ANTI-AMERICAN comment. Phil, like other repubs including Akin and Murdoch noted that:

I guess with all these tax increases I will have to move to another country!

Rush has intimated the same message.

So has O'Reilly!

Oh, but Lefty's publicist got him to tone down his propaganda.

THAT WAS WRONG TO SAY.

I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SAID THAT.

Of course Phil had to underline:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I BELIEVE, THIS HAS TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I SHOULD NEVER HAVE PUBLISHED THIS SENTIMENT.

Of course Phil maintains that the actual message publishes his real beliefs!

I JUST SHOULD NEVER BE AN AVENUE OF SOCIAL CHANGE!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/anthonynitti/2013/01/21/golfer-phil-mickelson-may-call-it-quits-due-to-climbing-tax-rates/

That was the apology of a Fascist/ Corporate sympathizer.

See?

Phil Michelson has 'earned' hundreds of millions of dollars from this country as well as the State of California; he has earned these monies as a 'top' golfer. He has earned these monies as a top advertiser. He has earned these monies because of an oligarchal/capitalistic/ preordained avenue toward fame and money and power.

AND PHIL DOES NOT GIVE A SHITE!

I EARNED THIS GODDAMN MONEY AND THE GOVERNMENT HAS NO RIGHT TO IT AND ANYONE WHO ADVOCATES OTHERWISE IS A THIEF AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS LOGIC I WILL MOVE TO ANOTHER NATION BECAUSE I HATE THIS COUNTRY AND I HATE MY HERITAGE AND I HATE ALL THOSE PEASANTS WHO FEEL THEY SHOULD GET A PIECE OF MY PIE!

Oh but Phil would never say such a thing!

Phil is the nice lad who only fucks his wife and signs all the autographs and always speaks softly and walks like an elephant/slug and loves the PGA peasants; Lefty always signs the peasants cards after all.

IS TIGER A PRICK?

Of course Tiger is a prick.

Tiger thinks he is the greatest athlete to ever play a game.

But of course, Ted Williams and Babe Ruth and Bobby Orr and thousands of other athletes are sure they were once the greatest athletes crowned by the Almighty as the GREATEST!

And I admit.

I mean Tiger, who knows the value of money as long as it does not involve a vagina believes that he is the greatest personage to ever hit the MSM.

But Tiger remembers sometimes.

Tiger, following the election of Barack Obama he noted that:

Barack is multiracial

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/tiger-woods-speak-opening-celebration-barack-obama-article-1.423729

2000

Ben Crenshaw was amongst the rich Fascist golfers who appeared on George W. Bush's behalf during the 2000 steal of the Presidential Election.

Am I really surprised that those who are paid professionally as golfers might really be repubs?

No!

Jack Nicklaus showed up to endorse Romney.

ALMOST ALL PROFESSIONAL GOLFERS ARE FOR REPUBS FOR CHRISSAKES!

They are rich.

They are white.

They live in gated communities.

They make more money than minor gods.

They wish to make more money by cheating on their taxes per off shore accounts and strange accounting methods.

They live in mythical Edens whereby man re-creates God's garden with underground water pipes and magic grass growth and acres upon acres of lost land; lost from agricultural use and lost from human residence.

GOODBY LEFTY

Mickelson actually said what he felt.

Mickelson wants to make more money and keep more money.

Mickelson gives one goddamn about 'the citizen'.

Mickelson gives one goddamn about AMERICA!

MICKELSON JUST WISHES TO MAKE MORE MONEY AND KEEP MORE MONEY NO MATTER WHAT THE COST!

A hundred years ago Mickelson would have made a nice living.

He would certainly have supported his wife and children.

He would have certainly lived in a nice home supported by the local police.

He would have been listed in the record books as a fine fellow.

But Mickelson's message to the rest of us in these modern times:

FUCK YOU, I EARNED EVERY DIME I EVER MADE AND YOU PEASANTS WILL NOT GET A PENNY!