MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
Because on this question column, we try out Genghis's proposed suggestion to write the full questions in the comments section to make it even easier for you to answer them ... Also, I was eating bitter herbs while I wrote this ... Man-eesh Ta-Na ...
1) NHL Hockey?
2) Bobbleheads?
3) New Music?
4) Tivo additions?
5) Laundromats?
6) Shopping?
7) Avant-garde parenting?
8) Corporal punishment?
9) Sterilization?
10) Liberal arts education?
Bonus Qs) Column? New Format?
Comments
1) The NHL hockey season started a few weeks back. For you this means: A) Absolutely nothing B) Something to watch IF there's no college football, pro football, pro basketball, Poker, English Premier soccer, Nascar, cricket, Dancing with the Stars, AND I can somehow find the VS. channel on my cable system C) The return of one of the most exciting games in the world, a wonderful symphony of grace, violence, and unbelievable athleticsm that is punctuated by the best postseason period in sports.
by Deadman on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:14pm
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:08pm
Hockey is stoopit and coma inducing.
by workerbee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 10:58pm
For me, if you can't tell, the answer is C. Go Blues! Hockey is sometimes tough to watch on TV because the puck is small, but it's still very exciting. Great to see live too!
by Deadman on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:57am
That would be A. I'm a basketball fan.
by DF on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:31pm
D) wasted bandwith
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:57pm
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:56pm
Playoffs are great. But for sheer gut-wrenching emotion, buy the boxed set of the 1972 Canada-Russia series. Spoiler alert: watch for the surprise ending.
by acanuck on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:56pm
A and B. I like fast-moving sports now and then, as in basketball or hockey. I went to an Anaheim Ducks game when I worked for Sony and I had AWESOME seats, and found that I couldn't sit down because it was so exciting. Football is okay if I like the team and it's the Superbowl (or if I have a bet on the Superbowl), but I mostly prefer watching golf.
by LisB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:23pm
2) Have you ever owned a Bobblehead? Who was it of?
by Deadman on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:14pm
My mom gave me a bobblehead of Paul Giametti's character in Sideways. I cherished it for many years. Give or take many years.
by Michael Wolraich on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:22pm
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:09pm
No, never had one. I may have a secret admiration for them, as I tend to flick display models. I'm obnoxious that way.
by workerbee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:00pm
Nope.
by DF on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:31pm
no
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:58pm
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:54pm
I don't personally own a bobble-head, but I and my coworker bought our boss a Mr. Burns one -- which talks, whilst also serving as a piggy bank. Our boss doesn't watch the Simpsons, so had no idea who Mr. Burns was, but he likes the fact that when he bangs his fist on his desk, Mr. Burns says, "Excellent" and nods his head.
by LisB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:27pm
3) So a few weeks ago, I wanted to know how I could learn about good music, and one of the most common answers was 'friends' ... So, dear dagfriends, what must I immediately add to my music collection - popular to obscure, rock to jazz, and everything in between, I'm open to anything.
by Deadman on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:15pm
The Secret Machines, who I'll be seeing in Williamsburg on Tuesday. But IMO the best (relatively) new band out there is The National.
by Michael Wolraich on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:32pm
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:43pm
The comments should have the same edit buttons as the posts. If you don't see them, try refreshing the page.
by Michael Wolraich on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 6:42pm
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:11pm
Pandora Radio, silly. The Music Genome Project.
H/T to Orlando
by workerbee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:03pm
Just saw Local H open up for the Electric Six at the Great American music hall week before last. It was a great show. Local H is a two-piece with guitar and drums. They both play like madmen. My girlfriend thought that they sounded like Nirvana at times, but I thought they sounded like they were influenced by a lot of the same stuff that influenced Nirvana, especially early 80s punk like Black Flag. The Electric Six are just too much damned fun. It's a nearly cartoonish mix of high-energy 70s rock and disco with terribly awesome lyrics. Most of their songs are about dancing, rocking, drugs, war, nuclear war or partying. Or cleaning products.
As far as anything else, I'd be curious as to what you're into. I listen to all kinds of music.
by DF on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:38pm
I remember their hit, "Bound for the Floor," but wasn't familiar with any of their other stuff, which sounds pretty good.
by Michael Wolraich on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 4:19pm
rock
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:58pm
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:38pm
So much good stuff to start downloading - thanks for all the suggestions. as far as what I like, i'm going to see christina courtin friday live. she's quite good (kind of like regina spektor), tho seeing her live is better than her recorded stuff ... other stuff I've seen live and like is The Pierces and Griffin House. i know this is old hat by now (which is why i asked the question) but i've really been digging the sufjan stevens and iron and wine i have on my ipod. cake used to be one of my favorite bands but i dont even know if they've released anything new in years.
by Deadman on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:45am
I'm not always up on new music, but I like Snow Patrol when I'm not listening to the Clash or Pearl Jam.
by LisB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:28pm
4) As long as I'm asking for pop culture recommendations, my Tivo viewing schedule has gotten surprisingly small (Daily Show/Colbert Report, Family Guy, Office, 30 Rock, Jeopardy, Heroes (barely, that show is really losing me), and House). Any other shows that i should absolutely be watching, esp. new shows???
by Deadman on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:15pm
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:12pm
Do yourself a favor, drop your television off a high rise, film it, and put it on YouTube.
by workerbee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:04pm
Gotta say - I think there's some decent stuff on TV nowadays (obviously hidden amongst loads of crap). Can at times be better than the stuff one finds at the local cineplex.
by Deadman on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:05am
I try not to watch too much TV. Outside of TDS/TCR, the only show I really care about is Battlestar Galactica. I was a big fan of what Ron Moore did with TNG and he basically saved DS9 from a boring demise by giving them something to do with the Dominion war. If you're not into sci-fi at all it might not sound appealing, but the new BSG is sci-fi done right. They don't waste time with technobabble and they cleverly use the framework of the show to feel around in the mess of the human experience. The shows has dealt with politics, religion, war, terrorism, drugs, divorce and the very big questions of existence itself. Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonell definitely give the show some dramatic gravitas and James Callis frequently steals the show. They're just getting ready to air the last half of the final season, so I'd recommend watching the 3 hour mini-series that kicked it off if you've never seen it. If you can't stand it after that then perhaps it's not for you, but I'd say it's one of the best shows I've seen on TV.
I also watch Lost, very grudgingly, after a friend of mine convinced me of how great is was. He kept saying that it got better. It doesn't.
by DF on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:45pm
I second BSG
by Michael Wolraich on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:55pm
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:39pm
when I was a kid we had this great show from midnight to 6 am... it was called "Test Pattern"
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:59pm
ah yes, i loved the beginning of that show - the star spangled banner and cheesy graphics sign-off... that's kind of sad you don't see that anymore ... it used to be a bit of an accomplishment to make it to that point of the evening where the TV would go off.
by Deadman on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 12:07am
I'm with workerbee on this one, other than House. Oh, and Rachel Maddow on MSNBC.
by LisB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:32pm
5) Why have laundromats/dry cleaners resisted the national chain trend? I understand it's a business that's hard to differentiate and where proximity trumps all other considerations, but you would think scale could still matter. Yet they're still all mom-and-pop shops. What's with that?
by Deadman on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:16pm
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:27pm
I bet it's the Mob.
by workerbee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:05pm
I've decided this is a stupid question. The more I think of it, I'm not sure scale matters at all in the dry cleaning business. It's all pretty much labor costs.
If I had changed the question to grocery stores, then we could have had something. I know you got your whole foods and trader joes, and wal-mart is getting in the game, but it's amazing to me how local and regional supermarkets have not only done well but tend to dominate. This is a business where you scale should definitely help - and Trader Joes and Whole Foods have proven there's a way to differentiate the business. In St. Louis, we had Dierbergs and Schnucks (which were great). In NYC, it's Gristedes and D'agostino's (which suck). In San Fran, it was Safeway. In Chicago, Jewel. Why isn't there a Starbucks of grocery stores. It's just weird.
by Deadman on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 1:03am
'cause investors see them as down market.
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:00pm
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:52pm
Has anyone here ever watched the Maggie Gyllenhaal/James Spader film, "The Secretary"? There's a scene where Maggie goes to a local laundromat in Florida that has a bar/restaurant with music in it. Now that, to me, would be the ultimate laundromat experience. I could literally bring a month's worth of clothes in and sit there drinking and eating and talking with other people while doing my laundry. That would be a great chain to start, no?
by LisB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:30pm
6) How is it possible that some people shop to make themselves feel better?? I just got back from buying stuff, and it made me instantly depressed. The crowds, the lines, the cold, heartless materialism of it all, the knowing that I don't have room in my apartment for what I'm buying and that I probably don't need what I'm buying anyway, the walking home past panhandlers while carrying several bags on each arm. This really gives pleasure to people??
by Deadman on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:16pm
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:30pm
Stop shopping. The shabby look might suit you.
by workerbee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:07pm
Shopping is power. It's I-can-have-whatever-I-want-power and it's I'm-a-grown-up-and-I-have-the-means power. Sometimes it's all about "I'm gonna by this ball dress, even though I have no occassion to wear it and nobody to wear it with... just because I like it and it looks good." And sometimes it's "I've given myself permission to buy whatever I want and I'm not going to buy that $400 purse because it's feaking ugly" power.
Though the fruitless searching, long lines, florescent lines, and delirium can be rather irritating.
That's what I go straight for shoes when I really need to "shop" -- I know I'll wear 'em; they're much easier to fit than clothes.
by CaliforniaPaige on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 1:46am
I shop like I'm engaging in a surgical strike. I know what my target is ahead of time. I use the closest entrance, head straight to my target, acquire it and exit as expediently as possible.
I dunno what it is. Instant gratification? People want things. Shopping could just be the process of fulfilling this desire, but some people just like to browse around and entertain the idea (sort of like flirting?).
by DF on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:50pm
How do some people find violent hate for people unlike them makes them feel better? Folks are weird.
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:01pm
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:41pm
was that a kids in the hall routine? I loved that!
by Deadman on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:40am
by quinn esq on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:45am
I don't like shopping for major appliances, clothes, or anything other than groceries if I'm out. Every time I put something in my cart, I imagine little dollar signs drowning in a pool of bubbling green slime. However, when I shop online, it's a whole other story. Somehow, not being there in the store makes it easier.
by LisB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:35pm
7) I plan on sitting my child down (assuming I have one one day) as soon as I think he or she can understand the logic of this statement:
"You are the most important thing in this world to me, and I want to give you everything I can and do everything I can to make you happy. But there will be times where I just will not, for different reasons, which I will try to explain to you as best I can, be able to get you what it is you want. I hope you will understand that and realize that crying and crying about it won't help, and will only make me upset."
For all you parents out there, do you think that will work at all to limit outbursts?
by Deadman on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:16pm
I don't understand the logic of this statement.
by Michael Wolraich on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:24pm
- good one G.
by Deadman on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 1:04am
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:16pm
But I just see kids have these outbursts in public places, and I just know I'm going to want to give in to keep them quiet. I was thinking we could preempt these scenarios with a little reason.
by Deadman on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 1:05am
But the patterns of their behavior are set in place before they are able to understand logic and reason. I hate to be a therapist about it, but you could try to understand what the outburst is really about. Why it's so important for them to have that thing, or is it something else they really want? (comfort, sleep, reassurance of something, attention). Also, remember how you feel when you are out of control, overwhelmed, frustrated, and help teach them how to cope. Maybe they just need to get away from whatever it is that is upsetting them. I also agree about being firm and consistant with limits and punishment. Disclaimer: i don't have any children.
by AM on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 2:47pm
Sometimes. Sometimes reason isn't something kids will listen to. Pick your battles, and start off as you mean to go on.
by workerbee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:08pm
no
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:52pm
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:43pm
I like your intent, Deadman, but it ain't gonna work. Sorry.
by LisB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:36pm
8) I know corporal punishment is a no-no, and illegal in many countries, but don't you have to spank a misbehaving kid at least once to show it's an option, even if it's the nuclear option you never hope to use again ...
by Deadman on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:16pm
My dad's a pediatrician. He was once recruited by Rob Reiner for a three-way debate on spanking with Reiner and Jerry Falwell. It fell through, probably because my dad was too cautious and doctorly for Reiner's taste.
The American Academy of Pediatrics advises against corporal punishment and threats of corporal punishment not because they're inherently evil but because they're less effective than other disciplinary approaches, like time-out, and because they can lead to abuse. Here are some details:
by Michael Wolraich on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:43pm
interesting. not totally convinced. but interesting. makes it sound like spanking is a gateway punishment ... or like Lay's chips (you can't stop at just one). i was only talking about one little spank just to show its in your arsenal.
by Deadman on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 1:08am
If you spank your (potential future) child once, it won't scar him/her. The point is that for most people, one little spank isn't just one little spank. That's why the APA advises against it. Also, even the threat of corporal punishment undermines the effectiveness of other forms have discipline that are more effective. But frankly, the APA is primarily concerned with parents who are more likely to abuse their children than you are. Especially since you have no children.
by Michael Wolraich on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 4:46am
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:19pm
I spanked my daughter once, and it was more of a reaction than anything. She went running out between parked cars at a busy parking lot. I spanked her once. It shocked both of us. I was very frightened as a car was speeding down the aisle and I had to pull her back abruptly. (Parents of toddlers have amazing reflexes.)
She did not run out from between cars again.
by workerbee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:12pm
My parents were dead-set against spanking, but I quickly developed this habit of running out into the street whenever I could. It scared the hell out of them, so they would spank me when I would get out of control. I can honestly say that they probably liked it a lot less than I did. My sister was much better behaved and rarely got spanked. It never caused us a problem and I have to say I'm glad that I was spanked instead of run over.
by DF on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:53pm
Misbehaving is not a reason for a spanking... Dangerous behaviour that has to stop at once may be a reason for a single slap.
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:54pm
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:44pm
I was never spanked as a child, because I was so well-behaved. Now that I'm an adult, I am not at all well-behaved and now and then really crave a spanking. Go figure.
by LisB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:37pm
9) Now that I have asked the previous two questions, should I be sterilized?
by Deadman on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:17pm
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:20pm
No, only dickheads that rant about world populations should be.
by workerbee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:13pm
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:46pm
Yes
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:55pm
No, there's hope for you yet. And I can't wait to buy your baby a hoodie and then draw a little mustache and beard on it's face.
by LisB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:51pm
10) For those of you who went to college, do you think your liberal arts education was largely an inefficient waste of time - an enjoyable, inefficient waste of time, but an inefficient waste of time nonetheless? If not, defend it.
by Deadman on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:17pm
So many ways to answer this question...
by Michael Wolraich on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:21pm
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:33pm
Different Genghis.
by Michael Wolraich on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 4:46am
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:47pm
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:24pm
didn't mean to be mean . I just can't remember much about college except tailgating and bad dorm food. For some reason, my high school classes and teachers stick out so much more clearly for me. Don't get me wrong: I loved college, learned to be quasi-independent, and i'm sure I learned some useful things, but I still think it's kind of an odd process that we take young adults and give them 4 years to basically find themselves (after which many of these adults end up taking more time to find themselves - I'm in my thirteenth year of finding myself)
But I certainly appreciate your well-reasoned argument - which by itself is indicative of the benefits of a good liberal arts education (esp. your use of the word meanie! )
by Deadman on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 1:13am
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:49pm
Don't you worry about the corn, my friend. Those ethanol conglomerates are all OVER it.
by Orlando on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:58pm
Not really. I didn't get a degree, though. Ran out of funds after my 3rd year, and didn't want my parents mortgaging their home. I went to work, and it hasn't hurt me, I don't think.
by workerbee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:16pm
College felt like a dumbed-down version of high school, to me. But maybe I was just bored by then. That had nothing to do with Liberal Arts approach, which was great. At least I was able to be a computer science major and spend most of my time studying studio art, astromony, german history, or creative writing, as I chose. Real world value? A simple way to learn responsibility. Despite my bitterness, if I had kids, would I send 'em to college? Definitely. And would I recommend a liberal arts education? I guess it would depend on the kid, but I don't see any reason why not.
by CaliforniaPaige on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 1:38am
It being a waste of time implies that it could have better been spent otherwise. This also seems to imply that it doesn't help achieve an unstated goal. So, what's that goal?
Not to get too meta, but what are we here for anyway? What isn't a waste of time? Keynes said, "In the long run, we're all dead."
Time is like a trust fund that you get when you're born, except that you're constantly spending it, must spend it all and never get to know the balance.
by DF on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:55pm
Nice aphorism
by Michael Wolraich on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 4:24pm
Have you ever met someone with a bachelors in business?
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:56pm
Sorry workerbee and A-man. I'm awarding comment of the thread to Marqis. Bee gets the silver.
by Michael Wolraich on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:20pm
Bonus) On a scale of 1-10, what do you think of this column's new format? And on that same scale, what do you think of this column generally?
by Deadman on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 7:18pm
a) 11, b) 11
by Michael Wolraich on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 8:21pm
by Orlando on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 9:25pm
I think Genghis is sucking up. You might want to watch him
by workerbee on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:17pm
Talk like that will get you banned. I'm watching you.
by Michael Wolraich on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 11:04am
duh
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 9:56pm
I'm with Genghis on this one: 11, and 11. Unless, of course, I can go all the way up to 110, and in that case I'd give it a 120 and 120.
by LisB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:40pm
) NHL Hockey?
Bull Puck.
2) Bobbleheads?
See #4
3) New Music?
no
4) Tivo additions?
Tivo subtractions.
5) Laundromats?
#4
6) Shopping?
grocerites
7) Avant-garde parenting?
spoiled brats
8) Corporal punishment?
spare the rod, spoil the teacher
9) Sterilization?
keeps the hospital from spreading staph
10) Liberal arts education?
+$1.25 will get you a cup of coffee
Bonus Qs)
Column?
Doric
New Format?
Corinthian
by Marquis de Sea ... on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:39pm
There's one in every crowd....
by CaliforniaPaige on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 1:33am
Or maybe two ... see AM's post below (although she may genuinely not have seen the full questions ...)
Genghis, I'm not liking the fact the comments are now taking up a second page. Still unconvinced about new format ...
by Deadman on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 3:34am
I LIKE the format and found the whole thread amusing and interesting. Genghis rocks - he has great format. Deadman rocks - he has great questions. All the commenters rock for answering.
by Bluesplashy on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 5:11am
D, you've got 50+ comments already, excluding the questions. That's like a dag record. I'd say that's evidence of a successful format.
PS I like the way Marqis did it b/c I can see what questions he's answering without counting. But with AM and AM(an) below, it's too much work for me to figure out what questions they're answering, so I didn't.
PPS I upped the comments per page
PPPS Splashy rocks
by Michael Wolraich on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:57am
1. No
2. Yes.
3. Could be.
4. Always.
5. Won't be the same when the quarter is eliminated.
6. yes
7. Yes
8. No.
9. No
10. Yes
by AM on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 2:38am
wow. late last night, I totaly didn't understand this post. I thought the questions were just the brief list in the original post. I didn't see the sub-questions. I thought we were expected to write long creative answers just based on the short prompts...
by AM on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 2:40pm
Given that you have now received 88 comments, not including the original 10, and over 300 reads, do you accept the wisdom of my recommendation?
Make that 89 comments.
by Michael Wolraich on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 10:40pm
by quinn esq on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:55pm
Um, try 131.
by LisB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:53pm
Sorry, you just missed. 132......... And don't try anything tricky, 133 is already taken. Ha! ..................... And yes, 134 as well!
by quinn esq on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:48am
133 and 134 better not include the word porn in them.....fuck no.
by LisB on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:57am