Word is, the groundhog will come out of his hole early and see his face in the mirror;  and run back into his hole, indicating that nuclear war is imminent because of our President's acceptance of the Nobel Prize.  

And if THAT isn't enough -- Barack Obama is most likely going to leave Michelle and his daughters for Oprah Winfrey.  Joe Biden will probably tell his children they are no longer welcome in the Vice Presidential Mansion; he just doesn't love them any more.  Change we Can Believe In?  I am outraged!  Is this what we voted for?

Who would have wanted to inherit the shit-pile that Barack Obama got on January 20th?  I don't know, but he has obviously betrayed the trust of the entire GALAXY!  AND I AM PISSED BIG TIME!

Who will join me?  Please!  Tell me what a brilliant rant this is!  Tell me how great I am!  I am waiting!
Who will give me a gazillion recs like all the other blogs saying essentially the same thing?
Man up, TPM!
We are going to hell in a handbasket and it is all Obama's fault!  Grab a tea-bag and jump into the luke-warm water of self-satisfied purity!!!!  If you don't do this you are just another weenie.

DOWN WITH OBAMA!  UP WITH.......  Oh, could anyone help me here?  That is the one thing missing in all the recent toxic blogs.  I'm waiting.........