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    The Panditocracy

    I think that most of us Americans who work for others worry about keeping our jobs.  Today, the board of directors of Citigroup has reached an agreement for Vikram Pandit to leave the board and step down as chief executive.  Pandit was the successor CEO to Charles Prince, who followed the legendary Sanford Weill.

    Throughout the 90s and into the middle part of the last decade, Weill turned Citigroup from a megabank into a one stop shopping megalopolis with traditional banking, investment banking, insurance, investment management, prop trading and more.  Weill's successors were unable to manage the behemoth that he'd created and, of course, Citigroup was rescued by U.S. taxpayers under Pandit's watch, receiving an infusion of $48 billion, depending on who you ask.

    That Pandit was not immediately replaced is amazing.  But the rules of bailout era America protected executives so long as they didn't work at AIG or the auto companies.

    Pandit presided over a 90% decline in Citi's stock price.  Certainly, he can claim extraordinary circumstances.  In February 2009, Pandit agreed to work for $1.  If you look at Citi's most recent proxy, that means he made $120,000 in January.  That's more than twice the medium income for a family in the U.S. for a year.  And, for 2011, Citi's board tried to reward Pandit for his sacrifices with a $15 million cash and stock package that shareholders voted against.

    But the story of Pandit at Citi has nothing to do with his base pay and bonuses and this is why the very rich are different from you and me -- Pandit never had to worry about failure because of the circumstances of his hire.  When Pandit joined Citigroup as CEO in 2007, he was running a hedge fund called Old Lane Partners.  He sold this fund to Citigroup for $800 million.  All of that money didn't go to Pandit (he had partners) but he did all right.

    Pandit then shut down Old Lane because, you know, it became his job to get Citigroup out of inappropriate businesses like the hedge fund that he had sold them.  So, did Pandit do a good or a bad job at Citi?  It doesn't matter.  He had extracted multiple millions before he'd done any of the job at all.  That is the state of American meritocracy.

    Oh, and it seems that Pandit's old partner, as recently as three months ago, is out to raise another half billion dollar fund.  If Pandit gets back involved and then sells this one to Citi, I'd be able to overlook the unfairness of it all just for the value of the comedy.

     

     

     

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    I prefer the pancitocracy, but that is because I am really hungry right now!  Oh look it up on google wrestling man!


    Why is it not panictocracy. Or how about extortiontocracy?

    You just scare the hell out of the entire financial structure and the government; you get your bets covered and regardless how it turns out, you can buy half of some western state!

    Those plutocrats are getting scared that Obama stays in; I mean they invest tens of millions in the PAC's; they wire their employees that jobs will disappear (including the jobs of these very employees) and all the while these same plutocrats are making more and more money. Do they really think they need more money than what they are already making?

    The only good news here is that the shareholders said:

    Screw you

    Except of course they did nothing (or could do nothing) about the sham purchase.

    I get depressed!

    I'm goin back under the piano!


    Whatever happened to all those new prisons being built?


    They are really all over the place.

    And the new employment generated....is something to behold.

    All these folks who could not make it in the police force do not have to work in some mall with Kevin James.

    No, these new recruits can espy crime as it is happening like...well it is like shooting fish in a barrel so to speak.

    And there are new slots for janitors and plumbers and electricians and lobbyists and accountants who cannot find real jobs but really do a bang up job matching names to numbers.

    And there is all this outsourcing (which really must warm Mitt's heart) so that some corporation can do the employing (doing away with silly excesses like pensions and minimum wages and the like) the slave labor available for the greater good!

    WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE!

    And then there are these semi-prisons, like Federally subsidized apartment complexes which further employ folks to sound alarms and put up notices and...

    No, the prison and semi-prison enterprizes in this nation are a wonder to behold!