The Hallucinogenic Toreador (Dali)

CONSPIRACIES

Americans just love conspiracies!

THE DEATH OF NICK DEAK

THE DEATH OF ALAN BREITBART (CORSI)

2012 VOTER FRAUD CARRIED OUT BY DEMOCRATS

SENATE VOTED FOR U.S. TO GET THE HELL OUT OF AFGHANISTAN!

APPEARANCES BY LIBERALS ON CNBC CREATE MASSIVE SELL-OFFS IN MARKETS

BARACK OBAMA IS A MUSLIM

BARACK OBAMA IS A BLACK PANTHER

BARACK OBAMA WAS NOT BORN IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

BARACK OBAMA IS AN EXTREME BLACK CHRISTIAN

BARACK OBAMA IS AN EXTREME ANTI-COLONIALIST!

MICHELLE OBAMA HAS A BIG BUTT

BARACK OBAMA RECEIVED LOW GRADES IN COLLEGE

BARACK OBAMA IS IN LEAGUE WITH AL-QAEDA

THE EARTH IS 6,000 YEARS OLD

THERE IS A CONSPIRACY TO POISON OUR WATER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr2bSL5VQgM

MAN HAS NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON

WHO REALLY MURDERED THE KENNEDYS?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F._Kennedy_assassination_conspiracy_theories

WHO REALLY WAS MURDERED BY THE KENNEDYS?

FOX NEWS IS NOT REALLY FAIR AND BALANCED

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2012/12/04/five-lessons-from-fox-news-roger-ailes-david-petraeus-conspiracy/

MSM IS CONSPIRING TO TAKE AWAY ALL OF OUR GUNS

http://mediamatters.org/blog

GLENN BECK IS CONSPIRING TO KILL OUR PRESIDENT AND THROW HIS REMAINS IN A URINE JAR!

http://bigthink.com/Picture-This/is-glenn-becks-obama-in-pee-pee-the-last-shot-fired-of-the-80s-and-90s-culture-wars

Of all the conspiracy theories I have read during the last decade, I am more worried about Glenn Beck contracting for the death of our current President and throwing him in a gigantic urine jar than any other theory I have read.

First, Glenn Beck has threatened to kill other people like Michael Moore on the air.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stupidquotes/a/glenn-beck-quotes.htm

Second, Glenn Beck believes that President Obama hates all white people.

Third, Glenn Beck is a white people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VKlVCAjpo4

Fourth, Glenn Beck hates almost all the Black People.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/8662823/Glenn-Beck-his-most-controversial-quotes.html

Fifth, Glenn Beck is paranoid delusional and sees conspiracies all around him, even at Rockefeller Center for chrissakes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUofVR6jFYY

Sixth, President Obama is attempting to create an oligarhy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l92Rldafp_U

Seventh, AGAIN, Glenn Beck likes to put bobble heads in jars of his own urine.

What is the definition of Paranoid Schizophrenia?

http://www.everydayhealth.com/health-center/paranoia-definition.aspx

Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness involving psychosis. Psychosis is the inability to tell what is real from what is imagined. The main feature of delusional disorder is the presence of delusions -- unshakable beliefs in something untrue. People with delusional disorder experience non-bizarre delusions, which involve situations that could occur in real life, such as being followed, poisoned, deceived, conspired against, or loved from a distance. These delusions usually involve the misinterpretation of perceptions or experiences. In reality, however, the situations are either not true at all or highly exaggerated.

People with delusional disorder often can continue to socialize and function normally, apart from the subject of their delusion, and generally do not behave in an obviously odd or bizarre manner. This is unlike people with other psychotic disorders, who also might have delusions as a symptom of their disorder. In some cases, however, people with delusional disorder might become so preoccupied with their delusions that their lives are disrupted.

http://www.webmd.com/schizophrenia/delusional-disorder

Delusions of Control

Delusions of control are when a paranoid schizophrenic believes that they are not in control or only partially in control of their life, they believe that they are being controlled by someone or something else.

For example, they might think that aliens or secret government services are controlling their minds and making them do things. This is another symptom that shows paranoia distinctly.

Delusions of Grandeur

Delusions of grandeur causes people to think they are in some way extremely important or famous, or connected to someone who is very important or famous. For example they may think that they are Jesus or the friend of a famous actor or celebrity, when in fact they are not.

Whilst this may not seem dangerous, it can cause the sufferer to be extremely obsessive. This is an extremely strong indicator that the sufferer is experiencing severe psychosis and is in the worst stage of schizophrenia.

Delusions of Persecution

Delusions of persecution are when a sufferer of paranoid schizophrenia believes that someone or something is trying to cause them harm in some way. This is when the paranoia from paranoid schizophrenia is most evident.

http://paranoidschizophreniasymptoms.net/

Now the time for beckerhead's assassination attempt will come soon.

Do you know how I know this?

Because beckerhead is predicting the impeachment and imprisonment of Barack Obama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0EfXnSFVfc

When it becomes clear that our President is not going to be impeached or go to prison, this paranoid delusional man will feel that all is lost; that unless he acts no one else will.

TIME TO GO HOME GLENN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebexx89yohE