We learned per the editorial written and signed by Mitt Romney in 2009 that the American Automobile Industry should be put into bankruptcy 'toot sweet'

LET DETROIT GO BANKRUPT

That was not Mitt's headline.

That was the sense of his op-ed to be sure, but he did not write the headline.

I have no time nor inclination to get into the 'right' and the 'left' argument over Mitt's op-ed. That argument is so silly it begs credulity and if you do not believe me read the goddamn opinion!

Nobody writes their own headline.

Hell, when Dagblog takes one of my blogs and puts it on the front page it seldom writes the headline or at least re-writes the head line. When Dagblog 'headlines' me, every 6 months or so (hahahahah) the headline headline is often eskewed. Hahahahah

Usually, Dagblog (when it puts me on the front page) (I will see my blog with some comment I never adjusted to! ha) just 'sets up' the blog so much nicer than I can putting my opening pic to the side and re-aligning my post.

Not very often, but the headline Dagblog comes up with is often better than my original headline.

I was just struck by some headlines that have appeared over the last week or so.

Do not ask me why. I was just struck this week by headlines.

And besides, this type of post is easy to do. I aint no Coatsd or Wattree for that matter!

SAVED TURKEYS HAVE SHORT RETIREMENT

Huffpo changed this headline to something else over the last 8 hours, but I was caught by the older headline. Having watched cartoons for the last half century and more I picture this turkey basking in the sun on the prairie and writing his memoirs and...

I WAS DUPED BY GLENN BECK

There is actually a story here involving a ghost writer and the corporate beckerhead purchasing the piece and...

The headline made me laugh. If you believe one sentence that ever came out of this moron's mouth over the last decade, you are an idiot! And of course, you were duped!

ALLEN WEST FINALLY GIVES UP

No real irony here, I was just sooooooooooo very happy that it is over and we, the dems have 201 House seats! 234-201 is much better than 242-193. I despise this fascist bastard West. The numbers are better for us and boner is going to be in a heckufa mess because of this number. Remember, I told you first! All Grandma Pelosi needs are 17 repubs who are sick and tired of the teabaggers and Grover and WE WIN! And Grover, as far as his signers is one short! I must add here that I feel that Grover Nordquist is a pig. I do not know exactly why I have to add this thought; I just feel better making it clear that Grover is a pig!

GALLUP IS VERY UPSET WITH NATE SILVER

Really? Gallup is upset? WELL I AM REALLY REALLY REALLY UPSET WITH GALLUP.

EMBATTLED ANTIABORTION FORCES HOPE TO PULL IT OUT FOR ROMNEY

Okay, this is just a reference to Mrs. Romney's comment about zippers and such; but damn!

DARK MONEY OBSCURES CONGRESS.

Oh yeah? So light money aint bad enough? I mean who is kidding whom? MONEY OBSCURES CONGRESS.

Oh, my goodness the Koch brothers (pronounced 'COCK') gave monies to some repub I never heard of? Boy am I aghast!

HERE'S A THOUGHT: WHY DON'T WE MAKE VOTING EASY?

Yeah, then the revolting peasants might revolt! How revolting! (Said the revolting state repub introducing the latest voting restrictions!) Hahahahahahah

POSTSCRIPT: UNITED AGAINST GROVER NORDQUIST!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/07/22/report-cited-by-bachmann-claims-norquist-linked-to-muslim-brotherhood/

This is a funny funny essay. Hahahahahahah

And the extra link is glorious. hahahahahahah

Do you realize that Grover is married to a Muslim and there are tea-partyers who absolutely hate him?

hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Grover has gathered a coalition that has a real constituency that hates his own wife?

Hahahahhahahah

Oh and this part of his coalition hates him too?

Hahahahhahahah

People do not like Grover.

I know, I detest Grover.

But that is not the point!

Grover's coalition is melting and I am glad for his defeat.

Grover is a very very very bad man!

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Here are my hopes as far as headlines in the near future:

BOEHNER SUFFOCATES IN HIS OWN VOMIT.

ANN COULTER IS VIOLATED!

ERIC CANTOR IS EXCOMMUNICATED!

BOB DOLE HAS AN ERECTION THAT LASTS OVER 8 HOURS!

CHRIS WALLACE IS FIRED FROM FOX NEWS!

JOE SCARBOROUGH RUNS FOR VP AND LOSES HIS MIND!

ERIC CANTOR PLEADS GUILTY TO TRANSVESTITE PROSTITUTION!

REPUBS ARE CAUGHT WITH BRIBES IN HAND!

That is all I got right now.

Add your own! Hahahahahah

WE NEED MUSIC