I was impressed by TPM and this article today: h

 So I thought I would review on of MTP's most recent interviews:And now, for Meet The Monkeys, here's moneyface Gregory and his band of merry men:

THEME SONG:

Here I come, talkin
on the air.
I get the funniest answers from
But what the hell to I care?.
Hey, hey, I'm the monkey
And I like to suck republican dicks
But I'm so busy pleasing these bastards
To put anyone of em down.

But if I can get a dem to visit nbc,
I like to really back stab them
I dont have time to get facts right,
That's for someone else to do.
Hey, hey, I'm the monkey
And like to throw my fecal matter around.
And stick it to the liberals
While I attempt to put them all down.

I'm just tryin to be friendly,
to conservatives who are still around
Did ya tell me karl rove has somethin to say.
Come and watch us dance and play,

Any time, or anywhere,
Tried to look fair minded
How many can I fool here

Hey, hey,  I'm the monkey
And people say I monkey around.
But I'm too busy lyin
To get any real facts down.

(break)

Hey, hey,  I'm the monkey
And people say I monkey around.
But I'm too busy lyin
To get any real facts down.

Good morning this is david gregory and welcome to meet the monkey.

Today our first guest is Mitch McConnell, minority leader of the Senate, and today we are going to be talking about minority rights in the Senate, since I promised him we would stick to that subject beforehand:

Senator McConnell it is such a pleasure to have you on the most important news program since John Cameron Swazy was here selling Camel Cigarettes.  How are you this morning. (Carefully giving mitch a handjob under the table.)

Oooooh, a little more to the right. That's it!!! That's it!!!! OH I NEEDED THAT!!!!!!!!

Well it is gooooooooood to be here david, may I call you david.

Just don't call me late for my paychecks. Hahahahahah

Oh hahahahahahahahah

Well, seriously david, I am so pleased to be here in your esteemed presence.  Did you get that box of licorice I sent you?  You know the red kind shaped like a...

Ah yes, I did Senator. But seriously rush limpooo just noted on his intelligent news program just noted:

Hey, the republicans are just lying down on the job and are goin to let this spic woman--who has regular menstral cycles--to sit on your highest court and spit on white men. Are we really going to let our elected representatives act like this?

What are your thoughts Mitch?

Well we all prize what the greatest radio personality of our age has to say but we really do not use the word 'spic' anymore.  I was just talking to C-Street the other day and HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSPANIC is a better term to use here. I mean they are all a bunch of hissies in panic anyway. Hahahahahahah

Hahahahaahhaah. What a sense of humor you have my friend. But does not our friend rush have a real point here?  I mean are you not the loyal opposition and are you not all letting this socialist racist on the court without a fight.  Do you realize that according to Drudge, Sotomayor was never really a mayor at all and that in her 9th grade diary she once said, and I quote:

WE NEED MORE WOMEN AND MINORITIES ON THE COURT.

Now if that is not racists and anti male, I mean nothing is, right?

Well yes David and as you well know I adore, just adore rush and when I am not taking the time to suck the major CEO's johnsons, you can bet I am in rush's studio doin him. Hahahahahahaha

Oh hahahahahahaah. Thank you Senator for one of the most revealing interviews I have ever had and I would like to thank you and all my good friends at the RNC for being here today.

And now our panel.

John Harwood

Karl Rove

Michelle Morris

John what is your take on this new Supreme Court Nominee--and before we get to that did you ever think of having that right eye of yours looked at, I mean I get dizzy every time I look at you. Hahahhah

Oh hahahahahhahaha. David the joker, always the joker. Actually my father was polyphemus and there is some genetic ocular problem but people feel sorry for me so I can spend so much time on MSNBC pretending to be a liberal but keeping jughead happy.

Anyhoooooooooo, the new nominee is clearly a racist who hates white people, especially white men like mitch mcconnell and

AND WHAT ABOUT CHILDREN. I mean I do not think she has any children anyway, do you Karl.

Well, david let me tell you I have it from an anonymous source that besides being a racist Sotomayor eats children. It is sooo clear that...........

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