Meet the latest Abraham Lincoln biographer: Bill O'Reilly.

The Fox News host and best-selling author is working on "Killing Lincoln," a history book that will take readers "into Ford's Theater and into the mind of Lincoln's assassin, John Wilkes Booth, and on the manhunt to find and bring to justice the killer of one our greatest presidents," according to a statement issued Thursday by Henry Holt and Company.

"Killing Lincoln" is scheduled to come out in the fall of 2011 and will be co-written by Martin Dugard, whose previous works include "The Training Ground," an account of the Mexican War and such future Civil War generals as Ulysses S. Grant and Robert E. Lee.

In a recent interview, O'Reilly said he got the idea after learning about Lafayette C. Baker, a 19th-century detective and spy who led the investigation into Lincoln's murder and helped track down Booth. Baker claimed later that he had possession of Booth's diary and that someone had "cut out eighteen leaves." Secretary of War Edwin M. Stanton, to whom Baker had turned over the diary, was accused of taking out the pages and was suspected of being involved in the assassination plot.

"The more I heard the more exciting and more interesting it became, and I said, `Look, I can do a good book on this,'" said O'Reilly, who added that "Killing Lincoln" will also provide lessons "for today, for contemporary America," but declined to be more specific.    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/11/killing-lincoln-bill-orei_n_459189.html

At last we can get to the truth of things.

There are other important books coming out by the end of the year that I just became privy to:

WHY STRATEGERY MATTERS, by George W. Bush.

WHY TORTURE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT TOOL OF DEMOCRACY, by Liz (the sweet tail) Cheney.

WHY HISTORICS MATTERS, by Sarah (the asshat) Palin.

WHY IRAN MUST BE BOMBED RIGHT AFTER WE BOMB THE UNITED NATIONS BUILDING, by John (the h-bomb) Bolton.

WHY THE TRUTH MATTERS UNLESS THERE IS SOME SORT OF NATIONAL THREAT OR SOMETHING, by Chris (junior) Wallace.

WHY WE NEED MORE MILITARY BASES IN ALABAMA AND WHY I GIVE UP ALL MY TREASURED BELIEFS JUST TO MAKE SURE WE GET THEM, by Richard (the dick) Shelby.

WHY WOMEN HATE ME AND WON'T FIX ME DINNER ANYMORE AND CLEAN THE DISHES OR EVEN WASH MY SHORTS, by Rush Limbaugh.

WHY THE BLACK BASTARD WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY MY GOD GIVEN COUNTRY AND GIVE IT TO COMMUNISTS IN CHINA, by Tom Toncredo.

OKAY, I WILL NOT USE THE WORD 'NIGGER' ANYMORE, AT LEAST NOT TO THE ONES WHO OWN LAND AND PAY TAXES AND USE THE WORD 'SIR' A LOT, by The Teabaggers For a Better America.

WHY I LOSE MY LUNCH (BUT NOT MY LUNCH MONEY) EVERYTIME I HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH REPUBS ON THE HILL, by Al Franken.

WHY I LIKE ANGRY RACIST PEOPLE WHO PAY A THOUSAND BUCKS JUST TO LISTEN TO ME, by Dick (the dick) Armey.

WHY I SOUND DUMBER THAN I REALLY AM, by Jeff (the Elmer Fudd of the Senate) Sessions.

WHY IT IS NOT FAIR TO BLAME SOUTH CAROLINA FOR HAVING TOO MANY NEGROES AND WHAT CAN BE DONE ABOUT IT, by Lindsey (the Lindsey) Graham.

I LEFT MY HEART IN ARGENTINA, by Governor Mark (the mark) Sanford.

FEDERALIST PAPER #123 AND WHY MINORITIES SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO VOTE UNLESS THEY QUIT BUTTFUCKING AND UNTIL THEY HAVE BIG LEAGUE CONTRACTS, by George (the prick) Will.

CUBA IS READY TO ATTACK OUR MAINLAND WITH ICBM's AND WILL MAKE EVERYONE HERE SPEAK SPANISH, by Senator Mel Martinez.

TORTURE IS NOT ALL THAT BAD, ESPECIALLY IN MY BEDROOM ON WEEK ENDS AND WHY I SOUND LIKE I AM STUTTERING ALL THE TIME, by Senator Susan Collins.

WHY I BELIEVE THAT THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD PAY FOR THEIR CHEAP TRICKS; I ALWAYS PAID FOR MY CHEAP TRICKS IN FULL, by David (the big weiner) Vitter.

WHY I AM NOT GOING TO SIT BACK AND BOW TO SOME GODDAMNABLE GRANDMA EVEN IF SHE DID OFFER ME MY OWN TANNING BOOTH, by John (the boner) Boehner.

GIVE ME A HEAD WITH HAIR, LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR, by the former Govewrnor for Illinois.

WHY POOR PEOPLE SMELL FUNNY, by Jon (the john) Kyl.

WHY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT BEEN CHARGED HAVE NO RIGHTS UNDER THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, by John (the pooh) Yoo.

WHY I SUED JOHN YOO FOR TAKING MY IDEA THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT BEEN CHARGED HAVE NO RIGHTS UNDER THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION, by Jay Scott (the Scott) Bybee.

WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION-- THAT I CAN REMEMBER, by Gonzo (the Gonzo) Gonzales.

LOUISIANNA, LOUISIANNA, By Brownie (the Brownie) Brownie.

WHY GOD GAVE ALL REAL MEN LOW VOICES AND WHY WOMEN MUST KEEP THEIR BREASTS COVERED, CAUSE I GET AN ERECTION EVERY SINGLE DAMN TIME I SEE ONE, by John (the bashful) Ashcroft.

WHY JOHN ASHCROFT ALWAYS GAVE ME A REAL HARD ON, by Senator Larry (the long one) Craig.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I FORGET MY PILLS AND VODKA AT HOME WHEN I GO TO WORK, by Mika (oh who cares how you spell her last name) Brzynksi

WHY I AM ON MY SECOND WIFE AND STAY THREE STATES AWAY FROM HER, by Joe (the asshole) Scarborough.

WHY FELONS AND EX-FELONS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO VOTE AND WHY THEY WOULD NOT BOTHER TO VOTE FOR ME ANYWAY, by Mike (the crapper) Crapo.

WHY WE LOST WORLD WAR II AND WHAT WE SHOULD DO ABOUT IT, by Glenn (the idiot) Beck.

ONE POTATOE, TWO TOMATOE..AND WHY I AM  ONE IRRELEVANT DUDE,  by Dan (the doofus) Quayle. 

These are just a few of the wonderful and new books coming out over the next few months.