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The President's going to end the war.
End of 2014, 2014.
13 years fixing stucco to a wall.
Still it all falls down, all falls down.
I remember when it was a little war,
Just 4 years ago
30,000 foolish souls
There to make a difference.
The only difference is 50,000 more souls
And a few who art in heaven.
But soon we'll have an end to this,
A newfound peace, newfound peace
Only drones remote controlled
And military police.
As they stand up, we can stand down,
We all fall down, all fall down.
'Til next engagement draws us in
The sheriff's back in town.
In 2 1/2 years a baby's born
Learns to crawl, toddles drooling
2 1/2 years more he goes from bawling
Babbling sounds to words and schooling
2 1/2 years we'll be rid of this
The promises & optimism
2 1/2 years they'll lie to us
To justify their next decision
They've given us a timeline
Drawn into the sand
But everyone who's lived in this desert
Knows Allah's in command.
Time has the upper hand.