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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Get the Hunger

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 10/11/2010 - 7:51am | Humor & Satire, Food & Drink, World Affairs

Hunger

1,000,000,000 human beings were hungry around the globe in 2010.

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Hunger: A billion people are hungry. You can't understand that. It's too enormous. Stop, think. Again - A billion people are hungry. Get it, yet?

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THERE SHALL BE POOPY-EATING

By William K. Wolfrum on Sun, 10/10/2010 - 10:09am | Personal

I have two Boston Terriers – Max and Jack. For those of you that visit, Max is the surly, fat, smart one, while Jack is the happy, athletic idiot. Needless to say, we love them completely. Max and Jack have one driving passion in life, and of late, that passion has become a bit of a pain. You see, Max and Jack are poopy aficionados.

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NEW POLL SHOWS 75% APPROVE OF BARACK OBAMA'S WHITE HALF

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 9:39am | Politics, Humor & Satire, Social Justice

LINCOLN, Neb. — When it comes to Barack Obama, it’s all Black and White.

A new Chronicles Poll shows that Americans overwhelming approve of President Obama’s White half, while his Black half has approval ratings that rival Sarah Palin’s.

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WILLIAM K. WOLFRUM'S MORNING: STICK YOGA UP YOUR JNANA

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 10/08/2010 - 8:35am | Politics, Humor & Satire, World Affairs

Sure, Star Wars Yoga sounds fun, but it’s a one-way ticket to Hell.

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Jesus Christ announces new $75/month Pay-for-Pray Subscription fee

By William K. Wolfrum on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 6:19pm | Politics, Humor & Satire

BOISE – Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ today announced new plans for Heaven’s prayer service, as, starting Nov. 1, each Christian must pay a $75 per month “Listen to Your Prayers” Subscription fee.

“For too long now, we’ve allowed non-tithers to piggyback on true tithers,” said Christ, 30-ish. ” Now, you can still pray, but if you don’t pay, we won’t listen.”

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William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: My Pelosi Face

By William K. Wolfrum on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 8:18am | Politics, Arts & Entertainment, Humor & Satire, World Affairs

Gaga pelosi
Lady Gaga is more powerful than Nancy Pelosi, says Forbes.

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BP Oil Disaster: Business-hating President Barack Obama really went out of his way to shield British Petroleum.

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William K. Wolfrum's Morning: Flip the bird

By William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 11:42am | Politics, Arts & Entertainment, Humor & Satire, Media

Flipping the Bird: Maurizio Cattelan let’s the Milan Stock Market know how we feel.

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Taliban: Blowing stuff up.

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William K. Wolfrum's Morning: Starring Sarah Bieber

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 8:07am | Politics, Arts & Entertainment, Humor & Satire, World Affairs

Sarah Beiber
Love his music? Love her politics? Then Sarah Bieber may be just for you.

News/Politics

Rogue French: A rogue trader – called in some circles a thief – pays the price with a whopping three years in jail for stealing billions and nearly killing the French economy.

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Free Gonorrhea and Syphilis, courtesy the Greatest Country in the World

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 1:07pm | Politics, Media

Being the greatest country in the world means occasionally having to say your sorry for infecting the people of another country with wicked sexually transmitted diseases just to see what happens.

From BBC:

US testing that infected hundreds of Guatemalans with gonorrhoea and syphilis more than 60 years ago was a “crime against humanity”, Guatemalan President Alvaro Colom has said.

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