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    A Debatable Friday Afternoon at the Haikulodeon

     

     

     

    Here's this week's heap of haikus:

     

     

     

    Regrets percolate
    under calm demeanors and
    eat away the soul.

     

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    Whatever happened
    to haberdashers?  these are
    the things I wonder.

     

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    California's drought
    makes me think they're headed for
    "Urinetown" ... for real!

     

     

    Urinetown - The best book and best score for a Broadway musical in 2001.

     

     

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    If you believe what
    Republicans tell you, this
    is Planned Parenthood.

     

     

    (A still frame from a George Melies film from 1898.)

     

     

     

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    Watching the debate
    was like watching milk curdle ...
    just pray for yogurt.

     

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    The seas were choppy
    when Greenpeace met Mick Jagger,
    Protesting swagger.

     

     

    (Photo courstesy of Kristina Rebelo)

     

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    Why aren't there any
    large beach umbrellas made of
    subtler colors?

     

     

    (Photo courstesy of Kristina Rebelo)

     


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    A foggy dusk near
    Catherine Slip; Brooklyn Bridge
    disappears from view.

     

     

     

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    A storied dead end,
    Patchin Place is known for a
    lower case casa.

    (e.e. cummings lived at #4 )

     

     

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    We may never know
    what winds blow thoughts through our
    minds,
    swirling up our past.


     

     

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    Determination
    displayed in each step he takes
    screams, “I’m not done yet!”

     

     

     

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    Late-Night Java Jive
    Take a gulp on the wild side ...
    Decadent rebel!

     

     

     
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    In the pizza joint,
    flakes of Oregano spilled
    across the table.

     
     

     

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    To remember love
    is to journey through the soul
    and restore the heart.

     

     

     

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    Near shallow shoals,
    sallow souls (in hollow holes),
    scream at scheming scum.

     


     

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    All the king's horses,
    And all the king's men, liked their
    egg over easy.

     

     

     

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    Yet again he tried
    running around the backyard ...
    but that kite won't fly.
     

     

     

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     A remote forest,
     where towering trees shelter,
     delicate flowers.

     

     

     

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    The billowing sails,
    The churning, white-capped waters,
    grey skies at ebb tide.

     

     

     

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    Sometimes in my dreams,
    I meet you in Times Square and
    we are "us" again.

     

     


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    haiku quintet:


    What Life really means
    can only be understood
    'neath a paper moon.

    I wandered, looking
    for the key to the manor,
    (which was B minor)

    finding the manor
    key, B minor, was major
    (See stars in the sky.)

    Though Major, Minor
    and Manor matter, the
    moon doesn't flatter.

    Green is my valley,
    I kissed Sally too soon, t'was
    once in a blue moon.


     

     

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    Flatter the valley,
    more mountainous the plateau ...
    Rivers flow to seas.


     

     

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    Crying my eyes out,
    then laughing hysteric'lly,
    Mood swings seem epic.

     

     


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    I'm the curser
    cursing the cursor; discuss
    this cuss with disgust.


     

     

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    Shattering silence,
    The car horns’ cacophony,
    disturbs my slumber.


     

     

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    In a fitful sleep,
    memories long forgotten,
    rise to consciousness.


     

     

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    Dogwoods are in bloom
    around the traffic circle,
    bumper to blossom.


     

     

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    Hanging at Starbucks ...
    The Algonquin Roundtable ...
    Compare and contrast.

     

     

     

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    We all have struggles,
     but is pain your burden ... or
      what gives you purpose?


     

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    Goth gals with pierced cheeks
    wander through the East Village
    "making a statement."

     

     

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    He was mesmerized,
    not by her beauty, but by
    how sweetly she laughed.

     

     

     


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    Flying through the air,
    should be avoided by both,
    dentures and toupees.

     


     

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    On a moonlit night,
    in a cottage near the dell,
    at last, he knew love!

     

     

     

     

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    Vacant apartment
    Dust has settled everywhere.
    Her spirit lingers.


     

     

     

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    Try imagining
    that strangers you encounter,
    are friends from past lives.
     
     

     

     

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    A tall glass of juice,
    is no substitute for a
    big mug of coffee.

     


     

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    Resolve by any
    other name is stubbornness.
    I'm full of resolve.

     


     

     

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    Live a life of love,
    look to better angels, carve
    your own walking stick.

     

     

     

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    An incoming tide,
    coral clouds at sunrise ... all
    our hopes are reborn.


     

     

     

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    Across the river,
    a past he recalled only
    in sepia tones.

     

    (Photo taken by me while riding on Access-a-Ride)

     

     

     


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    As the dawn breaks, a
    boat with peeling paint, drifts through
    the calm, clear water.

     
     

     

     

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    An old jelly bean
    found in my jacket pocket ...
    still tastes pretty good.


     

     

     

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    When you walk through a
    storm, hold your head up high ... The
    rain will look like tears.


     

     

     

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    The world passes by.
    I look out my window and
    imagine stories.

     


     

     

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    Tucked in his wallet
    was a photo from his youth
    of a secret love.

     

     


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    We're not defined by
    what we have lost, but by what
    we do with what's left.


     

     

     

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    The rain has ended.
    Central Park looks lush and green
    and eager with Life.

     

     


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    Sometimes what we think
    are flaws, are strengths when they're
    seen
    in the right context.

     

     

     

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    tanka haiku:

     

    He sits at breakfast
    quietly sobering up
    sipping his coffee.

    His legs bruised, his hair matted,
    he somehow lost his trousers.

     

     


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    Plump red strawberries
    for sale at a roadside stand ...
    cars brake for shortcake.

     

     

     

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    We sometimes redeem
    mistakes from our past, but more
    often relive them.

     

     


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    The moist earth gave way
    to one insistent daisy,
    and now, fields of them.

     

     

     


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     A wise old man sat
    amidst the rubble and smiled
    at all he had learned.


     

     

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    This is the Future
    that you dreamed about while you
    sat in Study Hall.

     

     

     

     

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    A pitcher of milk
    and a hamburger for lunch?
    Another fine mess.

     

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    Comments

    I just found a bag a jelly beans under a box last night.  A kid must of hid them.  I am cleaning out some stuff to make room for new junk. 

    D Day is getting help this afternoon with cleaning up his computer. So it is a good Day for all of us. 


    Now Momoe, I hooked up with our friend.

    It looks pretty good after almost two hours. hahahahah

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Thank you for showing up at my blog. hahah


    I don't want you to go away because the place around here would get too serious.  We do have to have some fun.  Windows 8 just plain sucks.  It was worse then the roll out of Windows 95 and that one was crappy enough.  It was known as vapor ware until they got it straightened out with up dates.  

    Like I said, it was a good Day for all of us.  


    Olley, I miss him

    I forget about Olley

    Stan was a real friend

    I had fun on site

    Friends showed up; no attacks see

    Nobody attacks

    We had so much fun

    Accomplished nothing really

    But I love this site

    I do like this blog

    Everyone  is so safe

    No one wll attack

    Missy's friend helped me

    Without any promises

    Easy to find friends.

    I love this Ollie

    Kukla fran or just with Stan

    I love Ollie so

    Great post as always

    i had to clean up

    you hang in there Mr. Smith

    Hundreds of folks LIKE YOU.

    That is the best most of us can do.

    oh i played this recently (recently is about six months, hahahahah) This song always gives me hope.

    We all need hope....

     

     

    hahahahah

     



    Thanks DD.   A friend from college that I recently re-connected with on Facebook, commented on that picture, noting the gentleness of Laurel and Hardy's comedy.  I think he was right in respect to their spirit; they were basically gentle, sweet naifs who just found themselves in vexing situations which usually lead to gradually escalating comedic chaos / violence.  They weren't aggressive anarchists like the Marx Brothers, it was usually the world that acted on them first and they responded, appropriately at first, then ever more comically violent.  Two gentle spirits pushed into anarchy by circumstance.  I loved them when I was a kid and still do.  Their chemistry is just amazing and their timing impeccable.  If you ever want to see a perfect illustration of how comedy grows from a single innocent action, watch the scene of Laurel and Hardy in "Two Tars."  At about 8 and a half minutes in, Laurel and Hardy, playing sailors on shore leave, with their girls, get into a traffic jam, where a bump to the car behind them, builds and builds until multiple cars are literally being ripped apart.

     


    Pushed into anarchy by circumstance.

    Probably the best line  I have heard in six months.

    hhahahaahahah

    We had b & w tv. And the sombitches could get these flicks for very little on the four channels available. hahahah

    Yeah I watched them all the time.

    When I could.


    The freshly cut grass

    perfumed the breeze with summer

    and tickled her nose.

    Running through the yard

    she giggled like a schoolgirl

    kicking off her shoes.


    Ooooo, I love these two, Missy!!  Well done!!

     

    As her 'crush' approached,
    she giggled like a schoolgirl,
    her face turning red.

     

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    He lay beside her,
    getting stains on his jeans from
    the freshly cut grass.

     

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    Kicking off her shoes,
    She ran down the beach and stepped
    on a jellyfish.

     



     


    Because he needed

    to feel love's soft vibration,

    he lay beside her.

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    They were mesmerized

    by the luminous colors

    on a jellyfish.

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    Her face turning red,

    stuttering, swallowing hard,

    she said, "I love you."


    Wonderful!!

     


    Offering a toast,
    stuttering, swallowing hard,
    she choked back the tears.

     


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