By MrSmith1 on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:37pm |
This week's batch:
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They said, 'He's a fool'
But he intrigued her, because ...
she felt foolish too.
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double haiku: This physical realm,
lets spiritual beings,
experience pain.
Live and you'll know pain;
All lessons in Life derive
from this single fact.
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I think he enjoyed
being silly the most when
she was serious.
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She put pink socks on
her fingers and wiggled them.
He still didn't laugh.
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Oh no, not again!
My right sock's on the left foot!
I'll walk in circles!
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a clumsy lover
is often the most sincere
be gentle with them.
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some simple advice;
when attending reunions,
don't just stand there, shmooze!
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She left him speechless.
Without words, he walked away ...
(but took his sweet time.)
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A sterile house with
antiseptic anterooms,
will only breed aunts.
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An int'resting choice;
hiding her psoriasis
under snake tattoos.
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On the bus ride home,
he reached into his pocket,
and found her love note.
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Little lady bug,
slowly crawls over rock walls,
to reach my garden.
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Giving away the
punchline of a rival's joke ...
is satisfying. ;-)
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Old acquaintances
forgot? And ne'er brought to mind?
Well, that's just silly.
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You can deny it,
crush it and bury it, but
Truth will rise again.
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There is much to do,
and we're the ones to do it.
Gather up, let's go!
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double haiku: As we approach the
start of another new year,
let us make this vow:
To let go of things,
and leave what's past in the past.
Look forward, not back.
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Delicately placed
on the mahogany desk;
his father's notepad.
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Wiping away tears,
he had to take a deep breath.
Love overwhelmed him.
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In an oblong tin,
he kept his oolong tea, cuz ...
that's where it belonged.
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Gradual tea-bags
will just make your tea cozy,
make your tea-bags steep.
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He still talks to her
whenever he needs a friend.
She still ignores him.
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Confused conundrums,
thoroughly mixed metaphors,
twisted conclusions.
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Though aunts may wear pants,
an uncle in a dress would
be 'ahem' -raiser.
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Hating violence;
his hands hid his eyes when he
watched "The Godfather."
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Comments
I am a tea guy
But I am a coffee guy
Both will do the trick!
by Richard Day on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 4:43pm
His daughter's confused,
Barbie filibustered her.
Oops, wrong tea party.
by MrSmith1 on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:27pm
I am on the dock
Staged to board the Klahowya
I must live on board
(that word is pronounced Kla. how. Ya)
by tmccarthy0 on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:06pm
I saw a surfer
To float the waves of the Sound
Is he stoned or dumb?
by tmccarthy0 on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:09pm
Nice ones, tmc!
I shout, "Bon voyage"
as the ship glides from the pier
Strangers laugh and wave.
by MrSmith1 on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:36pm
All politics stink.
Just when I think I get it
Someone lets go facts.
by Oxy Mora on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:29pm
Rough translation from haikus of northern peoples in Hokkaido.
by Oxy Mora on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:40pm
translations are rough,
when you do them on the fly,
(don't blame the zipper.)
Sorry, I was going to write an insightful response, but this just made me laugh too much.
by MrSmith1 on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:39pm