Herman Cain

Barney Frank: Conservatives,” he quipped, “believe that, from the standpoint of the federal government, life begins at conception and ends at birth.” And: “The problem with the war in Iraq is not so much the intelligence as the stupidity.” And: “I’m used to being in the minority. I’m a left-handed, gay Jew.” But in the end, Frank’s legacy is more that of an entertainer’s than a legislator's

I got drunk watching THE HANGOVER that finally hit basic cable with hemorrhoid commercials.

It was very apropos or interesting or....oh who cares?

I made the biggest mistake of my life watching Herman Cain sober as he dropped the curtain on his colossal failure as a human being let alone his candidacy for the Presidency of the United States of America.

I mean I watched that jive turkey give his Last_Hurrah on national TV and I wondered:

HOW IN THE FUCK COULD AMERICANS, (albeit 30 % of repubs who give one goddamn about primaries) EVEN ENTERTAIN THE POSSIBILITY OF A MAN WITH THE BRAIN OF A BILLY GOAT BECOMING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

I was talking with one of my two kids a week or so ago, really before viewing the highlights of this jackass's proclivity for pussy became public. And I noted that this moron's candidacy would make African-Americans look like the dumbest segment of the World's population if it were not for the fact that a Black Man was President of the United States.

I shall never forget the attacks on President Obama that he had to experience with regard to his insistence of taking his family to church services.

I mean FOX news made it look like Reverend Wright was a member of the top management in al Qaeda.

GODDAMN AMERICA!

SHITE!!!!!

This pizza magnet had to be one of the dumbest human beings I have ever witnessed as a member of a repub debating team seeking a repub nomination. And that says something about Herman Cain.

You win the frickin lottery and all of a sudden you are reckoned as a genius!

At least The_Hangover was based upon a true story.

If you have no job, it is your fault, not the fault of America, not the fault of the government, and not the fault of the banking insitutions, and not the fault of capitalism.

FUCK YOU CAIN.

Now I really believe that half of Cain's support can be attributed to the fact that half of the repubs who demonstrated some faith in him (per Pudge Luntz's polling) can be attributed to the fact that most repubs thought he was McCain!

But Herman Cain has proved something to me.

I had thought that O'Donnell and Palin and Bachmann and...(whatever) had already proved this point.

But Cain, an idiot, could simply be raised to the level of a real repub candidate for the Chief Executive of this Nation by MSM.

WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH THIS COUNTRY?

Thank you. Thank you my friends. Well you’ll are great. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. I love y’all too. (Crowd chants Gloria, Gloria, Gloria…).

Well let me first say that as usual Cain supporters are not warm weather supporters and I can’t thank all of you enough for what you’ve done, how far we have come, the things that we have done. The things that we have been able to achieve. You know I chose to run for President because the politicians in Washington DC wouldn’t do their jobs. That’s why I chose to run.

They failed to provide economic growth, they have failed to get spending under control, they have failed to make us less dependent on foreign oil. These are some of the reasons that inspired me to run for President. And if you look, if you look at the last twenty years, we’ve seen that same kind of failure. It’s just that the mess has just gotten bigger.

You were frustrated, I was frustrated, millions of other people were frustrated, and it was out of that frustration that I made the decision to run because the people in Washington DC are either playing the blame game or pointing fingers or throwing crumbs to the American people., rather than bold solutions to fix the problems

Cain goes on and on about all the lies told about him! And the entire time he is lying.

Oh I do not run for pussy, he says! Shite!

Then he just goes on to form his own 'action committee'.

These 'lies' disseminated by Cain cannot match the lies he has told Americans over the last year.

Lies?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DayCrQWJXuI

I don't have facts to back this up, but I happen to believe  that these demonstrations (Occupy Together) are planned and orchestrated to distract from the failed policies of the Obama administration. Don't blame Wall Street. Don't blame the big banks. If  you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!

African-Americans have been brainwashed into not being open minded, not even considering a conservative point of view. I have received some of that same vitriol simply because I am running for the Republican nomination as a conservative. So it's just brainwashing and people not being open minded, pure and simple.

And I'm here to tell you, the reaction that I'm getting around the country, people are sick and tired of this word in Washington, compromise. This is why nothing ever gets done.

I am an American. Black. Conservative. I don't use African-American, because I'm American, I'm black and I'm conservative. I don't like people trying to label me. African- American is socially acceptable for some people, but I am not some people.

I can go on and on.

His speech made me run to the outhouse and empty my stomach of all things good and bad in one fell swoop. (Can you really empty your stomach in one fell swoop? Mixed metaphors are a sign of the decline of the English language for sure!)

I can diss Newt and I can diss Mitt and I can diss Michele and I can diss Ron and I can diss Ricky.

It is all too easy.

But this Cain is a sonofabitch who deserves no honors for anything he as ever done or ever will do.

All I can say after watching each and every repub candidate for the Presidency of these United States of America is:

GODDAMN AMERICA.

If this is your America, I want no part of it!

If I had never heard of Noam_Chomsky

I would come this conclusion.

As Alan Garner says in the Hangover:

I did not know they gave out rings in the Holocaust.

Our nation is so fucked up right now, I have no idea how to react.

MSNBC, the only real source of news on cable I can find, attempts to make some sense about Cain's last curtain call!

There is no sense.

There is no sense in what Michele has to say.

There is no sense in what Ricky has to say.

There is no sense in what Ron has to say.

There is no sense in what Newt has to say.

There is no consistency let alone sense in what the Mitt has to say.

And there never was any sense as to what a pizza magnate (who relied upon the blood sweat and tears of minimum wagers his entire life) had to say about anything.

I finish with this warning.

DO NOT WATCH A HERMAN CAIN SPEECH WHILST ONE IS SOBER!