Okay, I realize that the polls are all saying that Obama holds an edge, but I never really believed in polls, anyway. What I feel in my gut is what matters. And though my gut feelings didn't turn out so good on some things (e.g., Iraq, not sending the Marines into Tora Bora to get Osama, Katrina hadn't really done much damage in New Orleans, etc.) my gut has always been right on target when it comes to political stuff. I've never lost an election and you remember that night in 2000 when I told you that Florida would vote for me, no matter what the exit polls say. Cause, like I said, I don't believe in polls. They're just numbers.

For example, a sweet young woman named Tiffany Gabbay has blogged a blog saying that Romney has it in the bag. Now, her arguments are good, but it's the fact that she is a woman and likes Mitt that convinces me that he will win. This is the way that I look it over. McCain was an ugly old dude who looked like Popeye's Dad. No wonder women didn't vote for him, especially after being used to me as Decider (I keep myself in shape, you know). Romney has good hair, a good smile, and they can always fantasize that when he is President they will be able to marry the nice looking rich guys and not the sorry old punks still lying around because the rich guys can have more than one (if you follow what I mean--we're just talking fantasy that women have--not reality--and Laura has told me that this is a woman's fantasy).

So, all in all, I feel pretty good. Don't you libs worry because when Mitt is elected it will help you too. A rising tide lifts all boats (except those with holes in them, of course).

--W