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    It's in the Bag!

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    Okay, I realize that the polls are all saying that Obama holds an edge, but I never really believed in polls, anyway. What I feel in my gut is what matters. And though my gut feelings didn't turn out so good on some things (e.g., Iraq, not sending the Marines into Tora Bora to get Osama, Katrina hadn't really done much damage in New Orleans, etc.) my gut has always been right on target when it comes to political stuff. I've never lost an election and you remember that night in 2000 when I told you that Florida would vote for me, no matter what the exit polls say. Cause, like I said, I don't believe in polls. They're just numbers.

    For example, a sweet young woman named Tiffany Gabbay has blogged a blog saying that Romney has it in the bag. Now, her arguments are good, but it's the fact that she is a woman and likes Mitt that convinces me that he will win. This is the way that I look it over. McCain was an ugly old dude who looked like Popeye's Dad. No wonder women didn't vote for him, especially after being used to me as Decider (I keep myself in shape, you know). Romney has good hair, a good smile, and they can always fantasize that when he is President they will be able to marry the nice looking rich guys and not the sorry old punks still lying around because the rich guys can have more than one (if you follow what I mean--we're just talking fantasy that women have--not reality--and Laura has told me that this is a woman's fantasy).

    So, all in all, I feel pretty good. Don't you libs worry because when Mitt is elected it will help you too. A rising tide lifts all boats (except those with holes in them, of course).

    --W

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    n 1978, Bush ran for the House of Representatives from Texas's 19th congressional district. His opponent, Kent Hance, portrayed him as out of touch with rural Texans. Bush lost the election by 6,000 votes (6%) of the 103,000 votes cast.


    but that one didn't really count. Dang, you liberals have good memories...


    No worries decider. You were probably still drinking then so its totally understandable that you forgot. The whole campaign was probably just one long blackout.


    We can always rely on you to tell the truthiness, Dubya.

    [Sigh] If only Obama had waited an appropriate amount of time before speaking to the press about Sandy. Too bad that he doesn't have your crack emergency response squad.


    Romney is not the 'decider'.  He is more of a not-so-artful dodger.  And if the American people were as stupid and lazy as Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and the republican leadership think we are their entire campaign and strategy makes sense...

     

    What is it that Joe always says 'It's never, never a good idea to bet 'against' the American people.

     

    btw shouldn't you be in prison somewhere?


    It's too bad ya'll invested in Romney, expecting that he'll lose and keeping the pathway open for ole Jeb in 2016. But Jeb's looking fat and somewhat long in the tooth, don't you think? Oh, and ya'll didn't count on Christie, huh?

    I'm thinking Christie-Rubio in 2016, with Jeb as the Secretary of Business.

    And I know you're a "quart low" on math but what do you think the odds are of people voting in a second Harvard MBA after your dismal failure?


    Keep the faith, Ramona. Oh, wrong blog.


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