The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age
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    Doubts about evolution? Surrender your registration--you are too dumb to vote.

    By jollyroger on Thu, 02/12/2009 - 10:19pm |

    This is so profoundly depressing.

    As a special cultural event co-incident with the bicentennial of Charles Darwin's birth, we are treated to a veritable blizzard of news so disturbing as to beggar belief.

    Reading the instant report, purporting to show a 43-39 edge for Creationism over Evolution, the mind staggers and the senses reel.

    Bad enough these people walk among us without tatoos on their foreheads indicating caution:empty; that they might cast votes is practically an act of political terrorism. (Scares the shit outta me...)

    An urgent Constitutional Amendment: To Register to vote, you must swear that you understand that the world is not 4000 years old, and that you do not believe Raquel Welsh could really be *flown off by a Teradactyl,.

    *even if the resulting shot up her fur bikini from the ground was worth the price of admission to 10,000 B.C.