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Plan B: Bloomberg before Biden



I know that there is no need for a fallback position, it's Sanders/Warren 2020 (or, you know, vice versa....)


But just in case--


If it comes to it, as between one scumbag neoliberal and the other, I  like Mike.


At least he comes with cash.

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Better board the bus for Bernie



Destination, "Furthur"




The sad reality that is our Electoral College mandates a new version of "Clean for Gene"


It seems clear that the fate of the nation (and the world) hangs in the dank cheese cellars of Wisconsin, the hillbilly sections of rural Pennsylvania and the vote-suppressing suburbs of Michigan.


A flood of volunteers from out of state is called for.


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AOC is Joan of fucking Arc!





Bernie Sanders was resurrected (from real, not virtual, near death...) by her endorsement, and his donations have exploded as reported today (35 Million for 4th Q 2019)


I used to say that she was a political  comet.  That's incorrect.


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Biden to Trump: Sure, I'll testify at the impeachment--jointly with you, punk.



Which, of course, he did not say, thus wasting a golden opportunity.



Why should Biden duck testifying, anyway?  if it were, say, AOC, or some other clapback *artist, the chance to make a direct attack on Trump with wall to wall tv coverage would be gold.


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River of Ice, River of Shit


One of the Fugs most poignant renderings was a song called Wide, Wide River (of Shit,) the theme of which was an impending surge of misfortune in which the world might drown.  I believe it had something to do with Vietnam.



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Hunter Biden: "Now, as to schtuping my dead brother's widow..."


This is a pretty hip room, politically, so everyone remembers ( all the way back to 2016)  how the visible anguish over "should I run or  should I not" exhibited by Joe Biden included a large, if vague, "evaluating it's impact on my family yadaya."


Today, we may translate at least a part of those concerns as touching upon the obvious  corrupt cloud enveloping Hunter's Board of Directors seat with Burisma.


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Jeffrey Epstein/Thomas Jefferson, Compare & Contrast


Amid the widespread revulsion appropriately manifested as the details of Epstein's predations emerge, ones mind is ineluctably drawn to his bother monster, Thomas Jefferson.


Let us perform a (truncated) inventory:



Epstein, "sex slavery curious".  Ordered books on the topic from  Amazon.

Jefferson: Repeatedly raped is actual  enslaved girl

 Advantage, Epstein



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Happy Birthday (77th) Jerry!

Jerry Garcia is 77 today...


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Trump, two prophecies


Most of us, by now, are familiar with the (spine tingling) "Trackdown" episode that, beyond al plausible explanation, foretold the coming of our misery.





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Gestapo! Don't answer the door!

At the behest of Mi Reina (AOC) and my vestigial conscience, I am joining a cadre of canvassers today to help inform any who may benefit therefrom, that they have rights in the face of the impending ICE raids.


Principally, of course, the paramount instruction DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR.


This paltry bit of symbolic resistance causes me to confront the wider and more difficult question that lurks.



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Personal Information


Jollyroger admits that he did work his way through stripper school as a lawyer, but since graduating he has rehabilitated himself, and profits no longer from the misfortune of his brothers, but from the lust of his sisters instead. He is currently on the 60 day DL (too fat); Until he is called back up to the show, he is temping as an inventor.


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