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Jollyroger admits that he did work his way through stripper school as a lawyer, but since graduating he has rehabilitated himself, and profits no longer from the misfortune of his brothers, but from the lust of his sisters instead. He is currently on the 60 day DL (too fat); Until he is called back up to the show, he is temping as an inventor.

Favorite Quotes

* Favorite Quotes

REX VISIGOTHIS:"I believe in less than enough feed, just enough speed, more than enough weed, and way too much pussy"

BERNARD EIBER: "You write like a god"

KATHY SISSON: "You fuck like a god"

SUZANNE FARRELL: "Someone had to be eliminated, and poor Roger was the most expendable"

VANESSA FARRELL: "You have such a pretty dick"

MY SISTER: "He wasn't always like this...you should have seen him before all the acid.  My God, he's a Woodrow Wilson Fellow!"

MY MOTHER: "So I told his father, 'Look Manny, let's don't kid ourselves.  All he really wants to do is get high and get laid..."

History

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Blog Posts

The axis of weevil (boll):Paul, Perry, Bachmann & Newt-49% of the caucus. I smell party (Toga? Third?)

by jollyroger 1/4/2012 - 9:37 pm

As the few substantive pros and many cons have been hashed out here almost to death, can we step back and make a reasoned estimate of the impact of the current struggle upon the likelihood (Oh, please Jesus, you could have my pony back) of a Ron  Paul third party run.

Aside from the entertainment value, I pretty much think it would lock in Obama, though he'd lose some votes (like me) to Paul.

I wonder about the down ballot races?  Would the additional turnout to be expected be leavened with dem or pug leaners as to congress?  I have no clue.

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Battleground Earth

by jollyroger 1/1/2012 - 4:56 pm

No, this is not a review of the execrable movie.

This is a pivot from the  justifications elsewhere raised in connection with the assasination of Anwar Al-Alwaki (and, parenthetically, his minor son--too bad Al-A's father didn't include the kid in his original lawsuit, he mighta won on the standing issue if he sued for his grandkid, but who'da thunk we'd snuff the kid too...) [Read more]

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Ron Paul:"Even the Nazis got trials."

by jollyroger 12/30/2011 - 6:33 pm

Goddamit, this is worth something.

I have earlier flirted with the lure of the one-issue constituent, or more precisely in Paul's case, three issues...) and I have humbly swallowed the inevitable scorn that (deservedly) is heaped upon one who would ignore acres of batshit crazy evil, so blinded by the beacon glare of an end to oppressive adventure abroad and at home. [Read more]

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Newt:"Virginia ballot disaster? Did it on purpose, love a challenge. The write in campaign starts today, Thelma & Louise are handling get out the vote transportation."

by jollyroger 12/24/2011 - 9:59 pm

I know that I am overworking the Thelma and Louise reference, but surely the astonishing, unprecedented, failure of a front running aspirant to get his name on an important ballot is a direct consequence of having lost his entire staff of professionals. [Read more]

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#Going for the jugular: State of the Union, Prez:"I'm calling out the dirty dozen"

by jollyroger 12/22/2011 - 8:50 pm

I have been disappointed before by my extravagant fantasies about the way in which Prez could capitalize upon the face to face forum that is the State of the Union speech.

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Ron Paul: "I didn't write the newsletters. I don't hold those views" I'm starting to really like this guy...

by jollyroger 12/21/2011 - 3:20 am

Jacked directly up by Sean Hannity after the most recent debates, Ron Paul flat out repudiates the disgusting racist crap published in his eponymous newsletter some time ago.

I'm inclined to take him at his word--He could, after all, only have two acceptable responses:

To repudiate, and deny authorship

To repudiate and confess authorship.

As long has he repudiates, why should I disqualify him from  providing the incalculably valuable service that would be the juxtaposition in debate of his reasoned libertarianism against Obama's corporate statism? [Read more]

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#Occupy South Park...Cartman and Lieutenant Pike, separated at birth

by jollyroger 12/18/2011 - 5:50 am

www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s09e02-die-hippie-die

 

Before Zucotti, there was South Park...

 

(Were you bitten?? Did you eat their brownies??  DID YOU EAT THEIR BROWNIES???!")

 

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Is David Koch the Billy Beane of political G.M's? (Nobody likes a smart A.L.E.C.)

by jollyroger 11/14/2011 - 5:17 pm

When we marvel at how the Reagan Revolution heralded the dramatic rise of the rentier class, David Koch deserves a lion-sized share of the blame..

In the 1980 election won by Reagan, David H. Koch ran for Vice President (Libertarian) Already hugely wealthy, he obviously saw himself as a player. [Read more]

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#Occupy Organic Resilience-Cold Weather Tents & Group Survival Drills

by jollyroger 11/8/2011 - 3:28 pm

Showing a nimblenss of adaptation that somehow eludes the more cumbersome apparatus of our multileveled governments OWS is putting up large cold weather tents that will empower the continued and ongoing anchoring of the uprising and also permit them appropriately to extend their hospitality to the otherwise unsheltered.

 

As a meta message, the new configuration enables the encampment to embrace (as they philosophically must) the participation of all (without barriers, like,  e.g.,  do you other wise have a  home...?).

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The power to tax is the power to destroy

by jollyroger 9/27/2011 - 1:53 am

So wrote the great Chief Justice John Marshall, in 1819.

He probably did not mean the phrase the way I do, but if we deconstruct it just a tiny bit, it can show us the way to a new world, free of the plutocrats, the kleptocrats, the malefactors of great wealth (h/t FDR) and the rest of the thieving, rapacious parasites that prey upon the life of the people (h/t Patty Hearst aka Tania)

Today Michael Moore rallied the Occupy Wall Streeters, and his cry included the demand that the rich be taxed.

How much? was the cry.  Not enough, was the answer.

And so it goes. [Read more]

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