Wolfrum's Morning: Say it to Mitt's Face

What was the total number of layoffs at portfolio companies during your tenure at Bain Capital?

Do you really believe that God is a corporeal being and that you'll get to sit on her his knee in Heaven and ask him questions that she'll answer?  And that you will get to be a God on your own planet if you are a member in good standing when you die?  Is that possibly the reason so many Mormon kids are so freaking arrogant?   ;o)

I know a candidate's religion should be out of bounds; I'm sorry.  The Devil made me do it.  My excuse is that I live among Mormons...and read a lot of books about them.   The FLDS folks even own property here.

Which states currently have the highest and lowest unemployment rates and why do you think those states are in that situation?

Mitt, I understand that Mormons are supposed to wear their funny undies at any time that it is appropriate. If you are elected will you consider your inauguration to be an appropriate time to wear them?

If we start another war, will any of your offspring's offspring enlist?

Mitt, have you ever tweeted, emailed, facebooked, skyped, faxed, FedEx'ed, couriered, snail-mailed, or otherwise disseminated any suggestive photographs of your anatomy or that of someone who resembles you to any female or male between the ages of 6 and 29 not including your wife, physician, bishop, or modeling agency?

Why is it that all of your position changes in the last few years have been in the direction of the ultra-conservative wing of your party? Do you have any positions that you won't sacrifice in order to become President?

Do you like your dog? Does your dog like you?

Has a 747 ever actually landed on your shoulders?

This is interesting...considering the more recent Romney comments.

Mitt, I understand that Mormons are supposed to wear their funny undies at any time that it is appropriate. If you are elected will you consider your inauguration to be an appropriate time to wear them?