Hey guys, new here, but I just want to tell you all that I really “dig” this blog. Get it? I’ve been looking for years for a place like Digblog, where smart people gather to discuss hoes. Backhoes, that is!
I’ve been from one end of this great country to the other and I can promise you this, not one square foot of America couldn’t be improved by a little digging. Digging is what makes America great. It’s how we find diamonds and oil and diamond oil, which are unbreakable little rocks that are also slippery and combustible.
Now, I don’t want to dig myself into a hole here (actually, I do!) but I have to admit that I voted for Donald Trump and I did it because Donald promised to dig up a lot of things and no matter how you spell it, digging means jobs and jobs, conversely, means digging, so it’s a virtuous economic cycle, really, which is why the stock market is up so much after Obama ruined it (by not digging.) Did you know that Trump personally built most of his hotels?
My mama taught me that if you ever find yourself in a hole, keep digging. This is my mama.
I hope to read more about digging from all of you in the months ahead. Keep on diggin’!