MICHELLE BACHMANN

                          (At a recent rally for Teabaggers)

NIKI HALEY

No.  Nikki Haley voted AGAINST the stimulus package pushed down from Washington.  On May 12th of last year, she voted against S.577, the bill that ultimately forced Governor Sanford to accept the stimulus money.  She also voted against H.3560, which was the final state budget that contained stimulus dollars.  In addition, Nikki proposed a 24-hour reading period before the state budget was voted on in an attempt to force legislators to read the bill before voting on it.  Her effort was rejected.  These are votes she is proud of - and her opposition to the stimulus is a position that none of the other candidates for governor has been willing to take - not when the debate was happening, and not now.  http://www.nikkihaley.com/truthinfacts

When further pressed on this issue, Nikki stated that as governor of the great State of South Carolina, she would use all the power she could muster to keep money out of the hands of the hungry, the poor, the dispossessed and the handicapped.

SARAH PALIN

"I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out." --Sarah Palin, referring to a department that does not exist while attempting to explain why as president she wouldn't be subjected to the same ethics investigations that compelled her to resign as governor of Alaska, ABC News interview, July 7, 2009  http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/sarahpalin/a/palin-top-10.htm

Sarah Palin added following this interview that she realizes that there is no Department of Law, per se as they used to put it in Roma, and that is why she is going to create a Department of Law as soon as she is elected President or when she takes the Bible in her hand and declares herself President. This Department of Law will be a place where there will be books--proper books not those liberal commie type books with pictures of naked women and such--and it will be a place where anyone, no matter what their background or  DNA print, will be able to come and read; as long as they have contributed over ten grand to her campaign.

MICHELLE BACHMANN

The president just called for creating a fund that would be administered by outsiders, which would be more of a redistribution-of-wealth fund.  And now it appears like we'll be looking at one more gateway for more government control, more money to government.  If there is a disaster, why is it that government is the one who always seems to benefit after a disaster, and that's of course what cap-and-trade would be  http://minnesotaindependent.com/60259/bachmann-calls-oil-spill-victim-escrow-account-%E2%80%98a-redistribution-of-wealth-fund%E2%80%99

Following this interview, the Bachmann (as she is known in florist circles) would set up a fund created by taxation of the 40% in this nation who never have paid taxes before. The fund could also be enhanced with food stamps taken from fat people who have no money.

This fund would pay back BP and all those oil companies who have kept our population on the roads for the last century.

ANN COULTER

--On Liberals: "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."

--On terrorism: "We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now. We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."

--On security: "If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether." She also sad Muslims could use "flying carpets" to travel instead. When a Muslim female student called Coulter on that comment during one of her students, she told the student "to take a camel." See video.

--On Jihad fighters: "I believe our motto should be after 9/11: Jihad monkey talks tough; jihad monkey takes the consequences. Sorry, I realize that's offensive. How about "camel jockey"? What? Now what'd I say? Boy, you tent merchants sure are touchy. Grow up, would you?"   http://www.nowpublic.com/world/ann-coulter-quotes-coulters-controversial-comments-video-2595423.html

What Jan Brewer does not understand is that Coulter is responsible for these beheadings.

GOVERNOR JAN BREWER

When defending her highly criticized immigration law, Gov. Jan Brewer (R) often lists the myriad problems she says undocumented immigrants bring to her state. In an interview on Fox News last week, for example, she claimed: "We cannot afford all this illegal immigration and everything that comes with it, everything from the crime and to the drugs and the kidnappings and the extortion and the beheadings ..."

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/07/brewer_claims_illegals_are_beheading_people_in_the.php?ref=fpa

To paraphrase Bill Cosby:

LET THE BEHEADINGS BEGIN!!!

They're tryin' to fry our brains all over this nation, Lord
They don't care what is true
They're armin'  these women, all the meanest women, Lord
They're gonna castrate us, nobody gonna know
Can't you see, oh, can't you see,
What these women, Lord
Are doin' to this country.
Can't you see, oh, can't you see
What these women, been doin' to me

They're gonna emasculate us, one and all,
I might as well just lay down and die
Cause these ladies, now are mean old women, Lord
Always telling all these lies
Can't you see, oh, can't you see,
What these woman are tryin to do to me
Can't you see, oh, can't you see,
What these women, they've been doin' to me

They're tryin' to take my Johnson from me,
I ain't never gettin' it back
No reason to look south-bound,
Toward my precious jewels NO more,
They're gonna cut off my golden rack
Can't you see, oh, can't you see,
What these women, are doin' to this country
Can't you see, oh, can't you see,
What these women, what they've been doin' to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEOV5vWfSgI&NR=1

Men of the world unite, we only have our Johnsons to lose.