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    David Gergen's Comb Over


    There are so many issues that face this nation.

    One payer health coverage.

    Tom Daschle's retirement

    Millions dispossessed in Iraq and Afghanistan.

    David Gergen's comb over.


    The last on this list of these important considerations that face this country may be of import to the rest.

    David Gergen has been so important to this nation that he has morphed from a conciliari to 22 presidents, into a symbol of what is wrong with America.

    What shall we do with felons who have controlled the executive branch of this country for eight years?

    What is the importance of the 4th and fifth Amendments to the United States Constitution?

    Should our government have the emails of all our citizens?

    Should women have the right to cheat on their taxes?

    Well, David Gergen is a key as far as solving all of these problems.

    He must stop pretending that  he has hair on the top of his head.

    Now, some could say well look at our Vice President?

    Well, Vice President Biden has had plugs put in his head.  I mean, think of the pain alone. He never did serve in Vietnam and he has never been in the military period.  Or rather any military period. But be that as it may, Biden had these plugs put in so that the camera would see real hair on the top of his head.

    Now me, I have lots of hair on top of my head due to my no good maternal grandfather who came here from Norway. But with my Irish ancestry on the paternal side have no hair on
    my chest or back.  But I did experience with Botox years ago.  I never inhaled.

    But David Gergen still pretends that he has hair on top of his head and the cameras show that it is merely the worst comb over in the history of this country.  There are people who comb over from their necks that look like they have more hair than David, and he should know it.

    This behavior has helped others comb over their problems so to speak.

    w would have us all think that he did a good job over the last eight years.  That no further attacks from the Middle East have come to our shores.  No meteors during his watch have cause us undo harm. And no Communists have taken our pensions away from us.  We have left that chore to capitalists. The fact is that all of these claims have been merely comb overs by our last chief executive.

    I say no more.  Gergen must remove his pretend comb over at once.Admit that he is mostly bald and ask for all those pretending not to be bald, to come out, so to speak and admit that they look a lot like billiard balls.

    Please vote.  The most important part of being in a democracy is to vote.  If you do not weigh in on this subject you are a traitor and should be hung or at least forced to pay an extra tax.






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