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    Freedonia: Not just a Duck Soup reference anymore.

    By jollyroger on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 6:59pm |

    From the seemingly inexhaustible fund of wisdom that is Marxism, a new nation is born.

    Bear with me here--I do not contemplate the secession of the progressive (donor) states from the Union.  We know that is impossible, on account of the Civil War, and all.

    But, I ask you, does forbidding secession also forbid shunning?

    Imagine that the progressive states, (who also happen to be net donors to the knuckle draggers in flyover territory) dump the teabaggers, the women haters, the christianist majority states.

    We will welcome the migration of any former US citizens and grant them lifetime entry visas.

    The rest of you, (especially any registered Repugnants) get the fuck outtahere!  You are on your fundamentalist own.  Suck it up.

    Oh, and, by the way--enjoy your coming fiscal collapse, while we enjoy spending the money you were bleeding us of, you fucking degenerate freeloaders!

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    Come let us reason together...

                    Atilla the Hun

     

    Now listen here hun!


    by Richard Day on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 9:22pm

    Now listen here hun!

    Isn't that what Lucy used to say in response to "you've got some splainin' to do"?


    by jollyroger on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 10:32pm

    DD, you're gonna love your new coastal locale...let me tell you about San Francisco (I don't know why the tourist board rejected my pitch, but...)  "Steep hills, steady winds, short skirts, no panties."

    Now doesn't that beat 11 months of winter?


    by jollyroger on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 10:34pm

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