I have already busted myself for savoring the distress of the Foxniks. I was enjoying the all the schadenfreude you can stand to eat buffet, this time over the reluctance on the right to credit Prez with any chops in the pirate/captain drama. (They practically choke on "commander in chief")

They are desolated by the absence of a Jimmy Carter caliber fiasco.

Anyway, here's *John Bolton, pronouncing after the successful rescue,( replete with three, count'em,. three pirate corpses and one pirate captive making a 100% pirate disaster) that "we should go after their villages". (Hey, what the fuck, with no real pirates left to play "Wanted, Dead or Alive" how can a guy feel like Steve McQueen? Why not just start killing pirate neighbors?!)

Right. Because, after all, some of those kids might grow up to have the temerity to commit a crime against some American, some where. And besides, if they are not pirates, I'll bet they have friends who are.

We thought it barbarous for the Ayatollah Khomenei to pronounce a death sentence ex cathedra and in absentia on Salman Rushdie--Why do we grant a buffoon like Bolton a forum in which to mirror the atrocity?

George W. Bush should be a beacon to his fellow war criminals; keep your head down and keep your fuckin' mouth shut.

• whose dick can only get hard within **four hours of his last bout of bluster threatening death and dismemberment on some innocent bystander of color

** ( It's like viagra to him.)

DISCLAIMER This screed is the personal opinion of the author, and should not be attributed to the Brethren of The Coast, just because he isThe Autarch of the Brethren.