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    Prez to Repugnant Reps & Senators: As Commander in Chief, I gotta lay off some personnel...how ya like me now?

    By jollyroger on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 7:40pm |

    Returning to the alternative universe in which Obama has balls, we find the following:

    Since a US default would be catastropic, and Prez has independent control only of the military, he announces the closure of all bases in Repugnant represented states and congressional districts, so that the necessary cash may be re-directed to default prevention pending raise of debt ceiling.

    They used to say that Lyndon Johnson would invite recalcitrant legislators into the Oval Office to watch a map with lights representing such installations in their state or district.  One by one, Lyndon would extinguish a light, until the promise of the desired vote was delivered.

    Impeachment bait?  Who gives a fuck--you only need one third of the Senate +1 to skate.

    Cut to parody of the old RCA ad, where John Boehner cocks his head at Obama's knee.

     

     

     

     

     

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    I DO subcribe to this point of view.  ;o)  How are you feeling, Breakneck Kid?


    by we are stardust on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 7:52pm

    Pretty damn good, thank you very much.

    Should be back stripping in a month or two (pending resolution of slight pesky peripheral sensory deficit in crucial (for strippers)  member)

    Home from rehab--I love the freedom, miss the cute therapists.  (will post my farewell picture when forwarded by rehab director, Sara.)


    by jollyroger on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:06pm

    Good-o, dear.  Do also google 'Celadrin', both topical and oral (please forgive the inadverten pun.)

    Be jolly, above all, at least in the in-between times.   ;o)   Laughter is what keeps me goin'; sometimes after the tears.


    by we are stardust on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:21pm

     google 'Celadrin',

    Done.  My pain is more nerve related.  The good news, quite responsive to cannabinoid intervention.  The bad news, I smokd it all gone .


    by jollyroger on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:27pm

    I dont subscribe to the point of view that soft tissues and nerves are as separable as you do, with all due respect. 


    by we are stardust on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:28pm

    Point taken...my muscles are mostly sore, like I worked too hard at the gym.  The first week post tumble was an adventure in atrophy.


    by jollyroger on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:40pm

    ALL RIGHTY THEN--33 + 1.

    Sounds like a good formula!

    Worked for Andy Johnson!


    by Richard Day on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:21pm

    Alas, tho prez may have 33+1 in hand, the two balls issue is somewhat more problematic...


    by jollyroger on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 8:25pm

    HAHAHAHAHA

    good to see you back Jolly!

    GET WELL FOR CHRISSAKES!


    by Richard Day on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:27pm

    90% there, thanks.


    by jollyroger on Fri, 05/13/2011 - 9:38pm

    I want to see that picture. Outta spleef? I'll see wot I can do...

    =)


    by bwakfat on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 2:21pm

    Bless you, cheeken...

     

    also, for a hot time, call 1-800-Rogie--naked housecleaning....(sorry, this service available to female clients only)


    by jollyroger on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 3:20pm

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