There have already been 101 Repub Debates; I think! I lost count and have been viewing a lot of the new Fall shows on the telly so I really cannot say for sure.

I estimate that there are at least 195 Repub debates to come over the next year.

If the repubs lose the next Presidential election, I also would assume that we will begin a new set of debates by December 1, 2012.

I am pretty sure about this because stories about these stilted,worthless, robotic, inane and sometimes comical Q & A's have appeared on page one of every major web site for months and months. Did not this all begin in 2009? I forget.

There will most probably be two real repub/dem debates after these rapscallions end up eating each other.

If I could moderate just one of the repub debates my take might look like this:

Good evening, this is dikkday (at LETSEATREPUBS.COM) and this is the 143^rd republican debate for the 2012 Republican Presidential Nomination.

Let me begin with some introductory questions right after this message from Spanky.

BUT I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU:

As I said before the interlude and the Hemorrhoid commercial, I would like to ask the panel a couple of questions.

(The panel proceeds to look up at the ceiling as if they would find their personal message from GOD!)

Okay, so first of all, how many of those on this panel believe in Evolution, the theory that states that the earth is over 4.5 billion years of age and originated in a universe that is 13.5 billion years old.

(Nobody raises their hand, but it is clear that Romney's dick is flipping up and down since a camera records everything behind each of the the dais'. )

And how many folks on this panel believe that Jesus Christ is the only representative of the True God, That only through Him (forget the saints or even the Holy Mother Mary), only through HIM can you find the Kingdom of GOD?

(Everyone raises their hands except Paul who strangely looked at the ceiling and appeared to mouth the words: WHAT THE FUCK?)

How many of you would like to see all abortions outlawed by statute with provisions that would call for the death penalty; that is all doctors, nurses, pregnant women, people who contributed money to these promoters of death and pizza delivery men (assuming they provided aid and abetted in the abortion practice by providing sustenance on a moments notice) would be exterminated per instructions of a death panel located at GTMO?

(Everyone raised their hands except Cain who blurted out:

PIZZA DELIVERY MEN? ISN'T THAT SEXIST?)

And how many members of this esteemed group would abolish all foreign aid except that aid that is slated to go to Israel?

(Everyone raised their hands at once although Paul who blurted out : WHY IN THE HELL SHOULD WE SEND OUR TAX DOLLARS TO THE JEWS?)

And how many here would abolish all forms of contraception; a communist attempt to keep all middle class white Americans barren until the Asian Red Menace and the Pagan Muslims could unite in an attempt to create a world government!

(Everyone raised their hands; Romney hesitated until he heard the roar of the crowd)

And, if I may, could I see a show of hands for those debaters who believe that we should nuke Iran and North Korea tomorrow without further ado! Now I'm not saying that we might now get our hair mussed...

(Everyone raises their hands except Paul who exclaimed: WHAT THE FUCK?)

I would ask a show of hands for the following declaration:

All illegal immigrants including their children and grandchildren shall immediately be rounded up and sent to Arizona where the new Chief of Anti-Immigration, Sheriff Arpaio, shall imprison them in privately owned 'camps' until they may ultimately be reintroduced to the southern side of the Mexican Border (whether they are of Mexican extraction or not) with the proviso that if any one of these animals and miscreants are discovered on our soil again for any reason; they shall be executed five days upon a finding of a three judge panel following a hearing. The three judge panel shall me composed of:

Rush Limbaugh

Glenn Beck

Marcio Rubio

(Everyone shot their hand up at once except for Romney who hesitated until he heard the roar of the crowd)

Penultimately, could I see a show of hands as to those who would abolish Social Security, Medicare, Obama Care, Fannie Mae, and Fanny Annie, and food stamps tomorrow!

(Representative Paul shot his hand into the air and immediately pulled it down although not as quickly as Dr. Strangelove might have done)

Finally, how many of you would agree with the following proposition:

LIVE FREE OR DIE

Everyone raised their hands and danced, they danced as if time had stopped and they had reached nirvana.

It was truly a religious experience.