TRUTH

In “Changing Places” and “Small World,” the novelist David Lodge fashions a comical/satirical portrait of a literary critic named Morris Zapp, whose ambition, as his last name suggests, is to write about a topic with such force and completeness that no other critic will be able to say a word about it.

Stanley Fish.

“I’ve looked at that quote, in fact I looked at the video,” Santorum argued. “In fact, I’m pretty confident I didn’t say black. What I think — I started to say a word and then sort of changed and it sort of — blah — mumbled it and sort of changed my thought."

“Any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood,” Gingrich said, amazingly.

(I am) going to repudiate every effort of the news media to get Republicans to fight each other to protect Barack Obama, who deserves to be defeated. Newt Gingrich

Look, I was pro-choice. I am pro-life. You can go back to YouTube and look at what I said in 1994. I never said I was pro-choice, but my position was effectively pro-choice. Romney

We should talk about such things as income inequality in a quiet room. Mitt Romney

I was brain washed. George Romney

"George W. Bush did a incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom." –Rick-Perry

Hitler was not that bad a guy. Pat Buchanan.

“If you have ever been robbed by a black teenaged male, you know how unbelievably fleet of foot they can be...we can safely assume that 95 percent of the black males in [Washington, DC] are semi-criminal or entirely criminal” ron-paul

I haven't had a gaffe. Michele-bachmann

"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." --Sarah Palin, botching the history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, sarahpalin

We gotta ticket to ride. Jon-huntsman

Look, these candidates have broken the Reagan rule from the beginning. Reagan’s ‘thirteenth commandment’, you know? Don’t go negative against another Republican, but they did it anyway!
Herman Cain

Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction. There is no doubt that he is amassing them to use against our friends, against our allies, and against us.

Dick Cheney

We do have your phone number and when you call if you say something unseemly or untoward, we will notify the proper authorities. Bill O'Reilly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4rBDUJTnNU

Some think me a zealous advocate of executive power, and often I am when it comes to national security issues. But I think President Obama has exceeded his powers by making a recess appointment for Richard Cordray (whom I respect and have no problems with as a nominee) to head the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Any private party can challenge this nomination by refusing to obey any regulation issued by the agency as the act of an unconstitutional officer. As a result, this may be the first time that Richard Epstein and I get to represent someone in court together!

John-yoo

Michelle Obama has a big butt. Republican lawmaker Jim Sensenbrenne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdvM0gqi6sc

F*&K THIS!

Mr. French in the Departed as he dies!