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    The Shadow Budget: The Fed Enables the Biggest Gangsta-Heist Ever

                                                      

    “The truth shall set you free.  But first it’s gonna piss you off.” – Dylan Ratigan

    It’s understandable that we blog a lot about the budget fights in Congress, or the contents of Obama’s budget speech this week.  God knows it’s the only semi-serious subject on the the MSM’s radar.  Except among progressive bloggers, 'the crucial need for Deficit and Debt Control' as urgent right now has been written in stone already.  Even the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs has weighed in and called it ‘the most serious threat to our National Security’, though he forgets to point out that our defense budget has doubled over the past ten years.  (Hillary Clinton concurs.)

    The squawking has been pretty out of control.  Tea Party Sweetie Paul Ryan’s draconian budget has been a gift to Obama; his cuts can look moderate in comparison.  Most Democrats seem not to even noticed that is his fantastic defense of Social Security, he actually said:

    "That includes, by the way, our commitment to Social Security.  While Social Security is not the cause of our deficit, it faces real long-term challenges in a country that is growing older.  As I said in the State of the Union, both parties should work together now to strengthen Social Security for future generations.  But we must do it without putting at risk current retirees, the most vulnerable, or people with disabilities; without slashing benefits for future generations; and without subjecting Americans' guaranteed retirement income to the whims of the stock market."  (my bold, his ass-covering)

    So it was a nice speech, even good enough for Paul Krugman to like, and while all eyes are on this nice theater, it takes a goddam former sports writer for the Rolling Stone to ask, Why Isn’t Wall Street in Jail?, and now just up is The Real Housewives of Wall Street, Matt Taibbi gives us a glimpse into the Federal Reserve data dump that was compelled under Dodd-Frank, requiring the list of emergency loans the Fed gave out.  A two-year waiting period since the time of the loans was granted.

    Most of the alphabet-soup program acronyms have slid under the radar for most of us: TALF, AMBSP, TAF, YADA, YADA… the list and the data dump are here; astounding reading, actually. 

     Taibbi:

    “Staffers in the Senate and the House, whose queries about Fed spending have been rebuffed for nearly a century, are now pouring over 21,000 transactions and discovering a host of outrages and lunacies in the "other" budget. It is as though someone sat down and made a list of every individual on earth who actually did not need emergency financial assistance from the United States government, and then handed them the keys to the public treasure. The Fed sent billions in bailout aid to banks in places like Mexico, Bahrain and Bavaria, billions more to a spate of Japanese car companies, more than $2 trillion in loans each to Citigroup and Morgan Stanley, and billions more to a string of lesser millionaires and billionaires with Cayman Islands addresses. "Our jaws are literally dropping as we're reading this," says Warren Gunnels, an aide to Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont. "Every one of these transactions is outrageous."

     Obama, Geithner and the Ben Bernanke love to tell us how the TARP monies have been repaid, may even have  made money; they never mention the pensions that were ruined, the massive foreclosures from the fraud that brought down the economy, OR the secret loans and backstopping the Fed has been engaged in, totally literally of trillions more we now know about so far.

     Matt tells a bit of the story of two Morgan Stanley bankers; wives who were given nine loans of about $220 million over time under the TALF plan (Term Asset-backed Loan Facility).  Neither had any history in finance, and it might seem their only credentials were that they were married to the Chairman and President of the Investment Banking Division of Morgan Stanley.  One did, however, hold a degree in Reiki palm-healing; maybe that tipped the scales for Ben Bernanke; we’ll never know.

    Now the program that actually funded The Housewives was invented by Geithner and Bernanke under a more general bailout category Matt calls “Giving already stinking rich people gobs of money for no reason at all’.  Has the ring of verisimilitude to it, doesn’t it?

    In any event, the program went like this: The wives, Karch and Mack, invested about $15 million in ‘Waterfall TALF Opportunity’ and received $220 from the Fed with which they bought up a bunch of commercial mortgages from Credit Suisse, which Mack’s husband used to head.  Now the Fed valued those mortgages at about $254 million, but won’t say how they arrived at that figure, no notice about how many blocks of mortgages, or what they paid for each.  But as of last fall, $150 million of the $220 millions borrowed hadn’t been paid back.  And it’s conceivable that it never will be, and you and I and other taxpayers will pay for it.

    WTF?  Why?  Because the low-interest loans were designed so that The Wives would keep the profits, and the Fed and Treasury (the taxpayers) would eat 90% of any losses.

     Matt says it all happened bit by bit: first money to save Bear Sterns, then AIG, then started rolling into the Fed buying up all the crap investments anyone claimed, citing that they were worried in investing in anything, since no one knew what was in the bundled securities, or what bank balance sheets looked like.  “Ack!  Give us money!’ seemed to have worked, depending on Who You Were in the scheme of things.

    Now TALF was really designed after Obama was in office to free up money for loans.  Instead of lending directly to the consumers in debt, it was loaned to banks and hedge funds at almost zero interest.  That it didn’t free up money is a matter of history, but it gets worse as Matt reports:

    “Cue your Billy Mays voice, because wait, there's more! A key aspect of TALF is that the Fed doles out the money through what are known as non-recourse loans. Essentially, this means that if you don't pay the Fed back, it's no big deal. The mechanism works like this: Hedge Fund Goon borrows, say, $100 million from the Fed to buy crappy loans, which are then transferred to the Fed as collateral. If Hedge Fund Goon decides not to repay that $100 million, the Fed simply keeps its pile of crappy securities and calls everything even.

    This is the deal of a lifetime. Think about it: You borrow millions, buy a bunch of crap securities and stash them on the Fed's books. If the securities lose money, you leave them on the Fed's lap and the public eats the loss. But if they make money, you take them back, cash them in and repay the funds you borrowed from the Fed. "Remember that crazy guy in the commercials who ran around covered in dollar bills shouting, 'The government is giving out free money!' " says [former S & L bank investigator William] Black. "As crazy as he was, this is making it real."

    Matt wants to know, as do we all, what sense it made for the Fed to bail out foreign auto makers while we’re bailing out GM and Chrysler?  Or  while borrowing money from ME nations at 3%, but give the Arab Banking Corporation of Bahrain $35 billion at a quarter of a point? 

    Even more disturbing, the major stakeholder in the Bahrain bank is none other than the Central Bank of Libya, which owns 59 percent of the operation. In fact, the Bahrain bank just received a special exemption from the U.S. Treasury to prevent its assets from being frozen in accord with economic sanctions. That's right: Muammar Qaddafi received more than 70 loans from the Federal Reserve, along with the Real Housewives of Wall Street.”

    And meanwhile, only one or two low-level prosecutions of banking fraud or insider-trading have happened, and it looks as though the deal has been pretty much been struck with the State Attorneys General over the massive Fraud-closure Debacle; there will be some fines, but no one will go to jail.  And as Obama revs up his campaign solicitations, we can guess that money from Wall Street will be pouring in, and from all indications, the man isn’t one to take their money, smoke their cigars, and say, “Screw you.” 

    Progressive bloggers all over the web are already talking about the next meltdown, and betting on Goldman Sucks: ‘will we bail them out?’  Hint: the big money’s on ‘Yes.’

    So watch Inside Job, and think about all this as you listen to anyone natter on about your need to 'share in the sacrifice', and how the federal government's so poor they don't even mail you your goddam tax forms any more.

    A fitting end to this diary is a quote from Jesse at Jesse's Café Américain:

    I would like to believe, even now, that all the people throughout history, ordinary men and women, who have stood for liberty, sometimes against fearsome odds, and given their pain and even their lives, the last full measure of their devotion, for the idea of a free America, shall not have done so in vain, with their memory shamefully dishonored by their children.  That at some point the people will rouse themselves from their slumber, slow to act, but deliberate and unstoppable once they are stirred.  And then the real work of reform and rebuilding can begin.

    The Banks must be restrained, and the financial system reformed, with balance restored to the economy, before there can be any sustained recovery.”

     

    Wake up, America.  It’s a class war, and we’re losing in spades.

     

    (cross-posted at My.firedoglake.com)

     

     

    Comments

    Thanks for playing Grand Theft Auto. We now return to our regularly scheduled program.

    The only 2 that I've seen really fight this stuff are Alan Grayson and Bernie Saunders. Most of the others are concern trolling for Wall Street bonuses.

    What was that, federal workers have their pay freeze because we all (almost all at least) have to share the pain. But I sympathize - must be lonely to be part of the top 1% and be left out of the pain. At least the housewives can afford a shrink. And a good makeover.


    Ted Kaufman did, but he's outta there now.  Ratigan's the only one on the teevee, but then people squawk cuz he's one o' them Libertarians.  But he's hell on banksters and the Fed, not much love for Timmeh and the rest.   Never made up my mind about Grayson, to say the truth.

    Think the Housewives got their makeovers; they'll just need new ones every six months.  (Pretty funny; my page here has adds for sperm banks.  Whassup with that?


    Hmmm, intersects at "facials"? Or did you say "bank" and forget to close an ellipsis?

    Yeah, had forgotten, and I even know Ted. Was one of the few strong voices in the worst of the government giveaways. Too bad he didn't want to be Senator - better than Biden.


    Both, looks like.  And I forgot to je t'adore...not just the )))))))))).  Sure, ya goddam reprobate: I do the work, you get the award.  Meh! 

    Come to think of it, some 1% women do use facial creams with ahem...cough...placenta and semen.  My stars.


    (lisp programmers do(what lisp programmers do(what lisp programmers do)))


    Let it always be said that I speak in fully parenthesized syntax.    Cool


    Reprobate? I ain't even probated yet.

    But to quote one of our greatest poets, "I guess it's just the woman in you that brings out the man in me". Not sure really what it means, but I get this great image of drinking beer on the couch. And feeling like Bono in sunglasses. Where's my Nobel Peace Prize? I can't imagine why I haven't been awarded one yet....


    Ix-nay on the Ono-bay; dude makes me wanna smack 'im one, too.  Ah, well; guess it ain't for me to shift your daydreams...

    Pick up your axe again, pen some tunes...travel with messages of One Love and Community; you'll get your prize, dear.  I'm listening to this one right now.  I hear that.

     


    Just don't mess with my meth lab chemicals when you're cleaning the tub - could cost me a week in earnings.

    And dudette, Bono's dined with Mandela and Kofi Annan and the Dalai Lama and Annette Funicello. Okay, made up the last one, but was my way of introducing Sandra Dee vs. Annette Funicello boxing. Bet Sandy could knock out Bono in the ring as well.

    [And so you're clear, that's the Female Celebrity Boxing Association, the real deal, not some amateur fly-by-night embarrassment.]

    Anyway, enough of that "One Love" jazz. I'm looking for my love in Google ads, waiting for the lover of my dreams to click on through.


    Well, knock yourself out, dear, so to speak...  The hell do I care if that crap singer cadged meals offa them?  Prolly ate with the sainted Oprah Windbag, too; birds of a feather, and all that jazz. 

    But Gidget and the Premier Mouseketeer: now you're talkin'!  They'd a gotten those TALF loans in a MIlwaukee minute, no? 

    Hell, Calista Flockheart could take that dude in three rounds.  But I'd rather see Lt. Cho take him myself.  Dude.Never.Smiles.  Love him.  Put some shades on him.

                                  

     


    I hereby render unto Decider the Dayly Line of the Day Award for this here Dagblog site, given to all of the Decider from all of me; for this gem of the day:

    What was that, federal workers have their pay freeze because we all (almost all at least) have to share the pain. But I sympathize - must be lonely to be part of the top 1% and be left out of the pain. At least the housewives can afford a shrink. And a good makeover.


    Ahem, "DeSider", not "DeCider". One's an avaricious, craven misanthrope with with a taste for raw kidneys and mash whiskey. And the other's just French for "apple juice".  "Je t'adore, je t'adore.... I swear it sounded like "shut the door".... mutter mutter mutter


    Long listing of bailout cash at Eye on the Bailout.

    Of course, no crimes were committed at any of these institutions. It was all above board. If there was one guy or one movement they could blame it all on, the media would be replete with reports that it was due to the liberals, or Clinton.


    Great link; waaaay easier than the Fed makes it, surprisingly.

    Mmmm...which board is that it's all above?


    No wait, the Feds have found the nexus of illegal casino-like gambling activity and bank fraud. It is so deep and so wide it could bring down the economy again. Not on Wall Street.  On-line poker sites.


    Hedge Fund Managers are given no recourse loans under TALF to fund speculative "investments?" Why am I not surprised?

    This is nothing more than stealing in broad daylight. And no one in authority seems to care as long as they are given their cut. Unbelievable! 


    Hey, Jeezus!  How are you?  Yes; it's almost inconceivable, but step by step we are horrified, then more horrified...and then our hair sizzles, then smokes...catches fire...and we realize there are only a handful of folks who even care to help aim the hoses.

    Found this at Yves Smith's place; I'd forgotten to mention Sherrod Brown.  He's still a Public Servant, IMO, though some can quibble here and there with him.  And George Miller of California still has some good mojo.  So outnumbered they are; it may feel like pissin' in the wind, which never does put out a fire.

    But those two offered a post-fraudclosure bill to prevent a bit of servicer perfidy in the future.

    Tell us what's going on in Wisconsin.


    The jaw-dropping reality of it makes us want to fool around with old Slick Willie Sutton quotes:

    "You can't rob a bank on charm and personality,"  (Ya gotta make friends at the Fed instead.)

    "Why did I rob banks? Because I enjoyed it. I loved it. I was more alive when I was inside a bank, robbing it, than at any other time in my life. I enjoyed everything about it so much that one or two weeks later I'd be out looking for the next job. But to me the money was the chips, that's all."
    "Go where the money is...and go there often."

    And none of the data dump even included all the lucky borrowers who had access to the Fed's discount window.  Imagine the trillions of dollars involved, and the massive profits they're sitting on.  Defies the imagination.



    Shekissesfrogs at my.fdl posted this quote that seems ever so applicable:

    “A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.”

    Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.) Roman Statesman, Speech in the Roman Senate 58 BC


    Yeah, who the hell approved these housewife loans?

    Much more outrageous though, is when you look at who else got these loans. Those housewives probably didn't hurt a fly in their lifetime. But it looks like TALF really served to help save some real scum-of-the-earth Hedge Funds - those that specialized in so-called death-spiral financing of penny stocks. An illegal - yet common and never prosecuted - strategy of shorting small yet healthy companies. Just robbery basically.

    And some of these fuckers started having problems during the crisis so the Fed steps in and gives them super-cheap financing ...so they don't go bankrupt. One such case here. In short, the TALF was used as a facility to provide rescue loans to the lowest of the low. That kind of financial trouble should have been a red-flag when the Fed was doing due diligence. There really isn't any excuse for this crap. So now these scum are still around and can keep the markets in the dysfunctional state they now are in (what sane company would seek funding on the public capital markets in these unregulated shark-infested waters?)

    Beyond that, there is still 20 billion in outstanding loans in TALF as far as I can see. And why have these people not repaid their loans? They are likely in commercial mortgage securities, and hmmm, how have those CMBS been performing, eh? 

     

    That's an insanely scary chart - deliquencies, even in this recovery, are going through the roof.

    I'm betting they find a way to funnel money to a new batch of housewives so they can invest in death-spiral Hedgies currently getting screwed on CMBS they knew nothing about and invested in just out of desparation, and save them and thereby save TALF.

    Seems like the only solution: Heroic Hedgie Housewives to the rescue...

     

     


    Nice digging, Obey.  Those PIPEs are nasty, eh?  But I loved some of the spin: 

    “whose fair values have been estimated” by Yorkville Advisors “in the absence of readily ascertainable fair values.” The $804 million of assets for which Yorkville Advisors estimated fair value “may differ significantly from the values that would have been used had a ready market for the securities existed and the differences could be material,” the financial statements say.  (As someone used to say, "Har har har.")

    And that 'Our new company never heard of that Bad Saudi Arms-dealer brother, nossir!'

    I'm surprised that only $20 billion is outstanding; I figured it would be much more.

    I think Matt wanted to give us common folk a simple and comprehensible peek, and really, the 'Housewives' metaphor was too delicious to pass up.

    'Who approved these' is a great question; is it by committee or just knowing who's in the right circle. or do we get into MOTU territory?

    Saw a man on Democracy Now who's written a book on off-shore corporations (think you called it 'accounting?) and the groups who are starting to push back against it, mainly in England, but here, too.  Thougt I might write it up for a small boost.  I do hope Matt's piece can be seen everywhere; he makes the info so accessible to so many of us non-economists.

    I think you should turn some of this into an Xtranormal; it would spread like wildfire.  Can I bribe you?  You couldn't use words like ICANACAL and such, though.   ;o)  Did you get any sleep?

    Oh; and maybe they could start a new branch: Cougars for Commercial TALF Clouds.


    Not much digging at all actually. There doesn't seem to be much info out there, still a media black-out on the Fed programs, as far as I can tell. This one story only showed up because the Fund was under investigation by the SEC so the info came out. But it just serves to show how shoddy the due diligence was on the part of whoever was serving as loan officer here. These guys were in finance, sure, but they had no experience with ABS and were going broke. To all intents and purposes, they were worse than the banker housewives (who were probably getting 'advice' from hubby, right?), these hedgies were like desperate housewives, with nothing left to lose and willing to risk tax-payer money at any cost to save their business.

    They had no money to repay investors, so they just asked the Fed to fork over the money, traded in whatever toxic assets they had for spanking new non-recourse Fed loans, and voilà - back in business baby! Totally irresponsible on the part of the Fed to extend that loan.

    20 billion is actually a lot to have outstanding on 70 billion in total extended. This TALF facility should already by law be closed. I.e. that 20 bn is outstanding because the debtors can't sell off the assets without going broke. Period. Those assets are obviously impaired. The only question is HOW MUCH...

    What is an Xtranormal? Sounds like a dubious brand of condom or something...


    Guess you must mean: 'self-imposed media balckout', which is a huge part of the problem we face.  I kinda had hoped fdl would front-page this, so Matt's simple version could be facebooked or whatever all that SN stuff is. 

    I see what you mean about the 20/70 ratio being bad; but then there are all these other programs, too, and there are likely more billions, trillions that will never be repaid. 

    A guy put this up at my.fdl, Farrell at marketwatch warning of revolution, advising taxing the uber-wealthy; he's not alone.

    Shoot; you remember the Xtranormals:

     


    "How could anyone not agree with me? ".

    ... I ask myself that every damn day...

    ;0)


    LOL!  And then you give 'em that Obey glare.  ;o)  Work, writing going okay?

    This one's not too bad:  

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yipV_pK6HXw&feature=related



    Sorry I missed the party!  What a great round up of chicanery, Stardust.  I am really livid about the banker wives.  If they qualified for TALF loans on those terms, so does everyone else in America.  Frankly, I could do a better job running a loan portfolio.  Where's my shot, Timmy G?


    And I'm sure you'd settle for half in cash.  Hell, you could likely satisfy me with a cool mil.  I wouldn't complain a bit.  In fact, you'd never hear from me again.  Promise. 


    Hell, kyle; I'd settle for a hamburger Today and not Paying You on Tuesday.  ;o)


    Okay, but it should at least be the world's biggest.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7hbBMFBTx8


    Oh, those Canuckistans!  They got some buns, ain't they? Whaaaa?  They hadda go and burn the burger??  Guess you still could chop the sucker up and sell it as CDSs since it's burnt...


    Peek at Obey's and NCD's links, too.  And as Obey points out: a media veil of invisiblity.  Shoot; no one's writing even about Matt's piece as far as I can tell.  And he made it so user-friendly, I thought I'd make it even more user-friendly (for the economically barely-literate, that is).  ;o)

    The bankers' wives had something you don't have dear, no matter that you would be infintely better at managing a porfolio: they had those husbands, no matter that one of them was under investigation.  It  and politics may be the two fields in which that's a PLUS!


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