And my best friend the doctor won't even tell me what it is I got.

(BD)

I have problems with the South.

I mean I do not appreciate the politics of Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, or Texas for chrissakes.

(Oh and fuck Sessions!)

Why I omit Arizona or Utah or Montana or Wyoming is up in the air.... but these states are not relevant to this discussion.

Of course I am not in tune with the politics of Wisconsin or Pennsylvania or Ohio....but that becomes  another subject for yet another discussion.

But our most Southern State is surely Mexico.

These Mexicans just do what they wish to do anytime they wish to do it.

One might well get the idea that Mexico is its own country for chrissakes.

I mean Mexico has its own drug dealers. Just like Chicago or NYC or a number of other American cities.

The only manner in which our government can nip this southern crap in the bud is to invade Mexico.

The hombres there do not even understand how to properly spell 'hombres'. I mean there is no 'h' in hombres for chrissakes.

Oh and Mexico acts in concert with the international corporate conspiracies to depress our citizens.

I mean have you ever had a taco at Taco Bell and not needed an Alka Seltzer?

Oh and how many international corporations are bribed by the Mexicans in order to send their manufacturing centers down south?

War should begin at home for chrissakes.

And Mexico is the perfect place to demonstrate our might and our right and foresight?

Until we can send a message to the world that we control our southern states, we shall have no authority at all in the eyes of the rest of the world.

North America is our America.

And the Southern portion of North America is our America.

Send in the troops and demonstrate, once and for all that America is for Americans.

AND FUCK MEXICAN CUISINE.

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

What was the question again?

Oh and get rid of Mexican drug dealers forever.

We can deal with Russian drug dealers at a later time.

But we must invade Mexico now!

http://hightimes.com/news/reports-trump-threatens-to-invade-mexico/

As a matter of fact, let us drop the A-Bomb on Aztec Land if we run into too much adversity.

I mean we cannot toss the ultimate too close to the Texas border for chrissakes.

Think about how many problems Mexico has caused us in the past.