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Tiger Woods shocker! I admit to affair with golf legend

By William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 03/24/2010 - 10:08am | Sports, Humor & Satire, Media

BRAZIL – In a telephone interview, I admitted to an affair with sex-addicted golf legend Tiger Woods.

“Yes, I, William K. Wolfrum, had an affair with Tiger Woods,” I said. “The man is insatiable.”

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Sports

Jesus Christ sees vision of himself on tortilla

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 1:54pm | Humor & Satire, Religion

FRESNO – Jesus Christ Almighty was making himself and his followers a quick bite to eat when he noticed something amazing – he could see himself on the tortilla he had just made.

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Religion

I dream of a better world (with no pedophile-protecting Popes)

By William K. Wolfrum on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 8:16am | Humor & Satire, Religion

I have always lived my life as an optimist. Because of this, I have vivid fantasies of a better world for all of us.

I believe that one day, man will put down his arms and celebrate peace. That enemies will become friends. And that we won’t have a Pope that covers up for Pedophiles.

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Religion

Tea Party, Birthers and anti-government types an asset for the Democratic Party

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:45am | Politics

One of the strangest things to watch in the mainstream media has been how hard they’ve strained to make anti-government protesters into a major national story.

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Coat Hanger Lobby thrilled with Health Care Reform Abortion deal

By William K. Wolfrum on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 6:04am | Politics, Humor & Satire, Health

WASHINGTON – The Powerful Coat Hanger Lobby celebrated a huge victory over the weekend, as the Senate’s Health Care Reform Bill passed the House of Representatives.

While Democrats have also cheered the passage of the bill – which could get 30 million more Americans health care coverage – the Coat Hanger Lobby was especially thrilled with deal that will not allow poor women to receive abortions.

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Health

Jesse James, Sandra Bullock need to confront Nazi connections

By William K. Wolfrum on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 8:26am | Arts & Entertainment

I have plenty of conservative friends, as well as plenty of liberal ones. In day to day life, I – like most of us – tend to judge people on their actions, not their political stances.

I have never had a friend that was a neo-Nazi, however. There are some people I – like most of us – refuse to meet halfway.

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Arts & Entertainment

Oliver North & Freedom Alliance: "Debbie Schlussel is a liar"

By William K. Wolfrum on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 10:33am | Politics, Media

In posting their response at Dagblog.com to Debbie Schlussel's claims that Sean Hannity has personally benefited from monies donated to the children of veterans, the Freedom Alliance's Thomas P. Kilgannon and Oliver North have made it clear the line of attack they plan to follow:

"Debbie Schussel (sic) is a liar, and she's doing it again," was written above the press release.

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Sean Hannity murders adorable little puppies

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 2:03pm | Politics, Humor & Satire, Media

BRAZIL – Right-Wing Blogger-Patriot William K. Wolfrum today unleashed a new bombshell revelation against Fox News host Sean Hannity. Wolfrum stated that he had evidence of Hannity murdering adorable little puppies.

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Debbie Schlussel: 'Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concerts are just a giant con'

By William K. Wolfrum on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 8:10am | Politics, Media

What makes these allegations stronger is who they are being made by – unrepentant rightist Debbie Schlussel. And she definitely painted a dark picture of what Fox News Host Sean Hannity is doing with his “Freedom Concerts.”

“Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concerts are just a giant con,” wrote Schlussel.

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