MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
Hi everyone!!!!!!! i wrote a letter to sarah palin on tues but she hasn't answered yet but i know that she will becuz she appreciates her grrrrlfriends!!!!!
so i read today that levi is saying some sh-t about how sarah quit becuz she wants lots of money and i was REALLY REALLY MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't believe that i used to have a crush on that little ASS-WEENY!!!!!! first he's like DOH NO CONDOM DUMBASS!!!! then he goes all splitsville on bristol as soon as the election is over and she has to raise a kid ALL BY HERSELF!!!! and she's like only 18!!!!! have u ever seen a dirty diaper? i saw one once when i was helping my ex-friend ashley babysit and i totally had to PUKE!!!!
but anyway i learned from sarah that if u want to be successful you have to think stuff with ur brain sometimes and that's why i was thinking about levi. he kind of effed up sarahs election when he didn't use a condom don't u think? and everyone started saying sh-t about bristol and how sarah was a bad mom? and then now he saying crap about how sarah only quit becuz she wants money so that she can't win when she runs as president!!!!
WTF??????? i think that the democrats are PAYING levi to make bristol pregnant and say sh-t about sarah!!!!!!! there should TOTALLY be an investigation of levi and then he should get waterboreded and then he would cry like a baby and wet his pants and confess who made him get bristol pregnant!!!!!! and sarah will be totally vindified and be THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!! YAYYYYYY!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOO SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!