MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
so my ex-boycrush is a expositionist perv. its cool. i'm not like some dumbass kid. i get that sometimes people have to do stuff for money and sometimes that means that u have to be naked in a magazine so millions of homopervs can wacketywackwack themselfs to a pic of ur beautiful love-noodle.
OMG i just totally threw up outside my mouth but it was a dry heave so nothing came out except my lost innocence and a gumwad
before when levi made up all that stuff about sarah in vanity UNfair i was so MAD that i ripped up all his pics in my locker and my bedroom and on my folders and my notebooks and the one under my pillow. and then i burned all the scraps with a lighter but they didn't light so i put nailpolish remover on them and then my homework got on fire and my mom grounded me for two weeks which TOTALLY sucked b/c my room stank like burnt nail polish remover.
but now i just feel SAD b/c i know now that levi is mental. that's what happens in america when u stand for something. i started watching glenn beck b/c sarah said to and i know that he's super smart b/c he's a total nerd and nerds are smart. and glenn beck said that the goverment can go into ur computer if u buy a car and control ur mind. and that's what happened to levi. the goverment made him go crazy and turn into a perv. and they tried to do it sarah but she's too tough so they had to do it to levi instead. and i think that they r trying to do it to me too b/c sometimes i think perv things about barack obama even tho i would never ever go there b/c of sarah. so thats how i know that the goverment is making me think it. but its hard b/c the goverment is so powerful that sometimes i can't stop thinking about obama. the goverment even made glenn beck go crazy once.
but at least glenn's not naked in a homoperv magazine
Comments
by Larry Jankens on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 4:23pm
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! i just almost threw up like 15 times!!!!!!!! PERVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!
by SarahPalinGrrrrl on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 4:30pm
by Larry Jankens on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 5:24pm
Congrats, SPG, "Levi Johnston" is now following dagblog on twitter: http://twitter.com/LeviJohnston05. Now's your chance to tell him how you really feel.
by Michael Wolraich on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 5:47pm
by SarahPalinGrrrrl on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 5:49pm
by quinn esq on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 7:51pm
Don't be obtuse, quinn. Alaska is part of Canada, so they use metric just like you and me. Can't figure out if he's claiming .5 or .05, though. Big difference.
by acanuck on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 2:27am