MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
okay so the beat is on! ha
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WHAT?? Michelle Bachmann won the Iowa Straw Poll? OMG!!! OMG!
Oh, wait. It's the Iowa Straw Poll.
Never mind.
by Ramona on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 7:28pm
Well after this Ramona, she aint goin to rehab. hahaahah
Her daddy thinks she's fine! ha
by Richard Day on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 7:35pm
Oh wait, come Monday morning when middle America, mainstream America, or whatever one wants to call 'em is getting ready for work, who is going to get the ultimately non-critical spotlight on Good Morning America, the Early Show, and the Today show?
Iowaians (is that what you call them?) represent the heartland, which for a lot of Americans (mainly white) represents true America. To hear that Bachmann won, without the nuance that it was a just straw poll, not to mention mainly just the people who were bussed in by the candidates, goes along way toward giving legitimacy to her views.
Moreover, because of the nature of the straw poll in Iowa, it represents candidates political structure in the state (eg able to bus people in). So it would indicate we will be hearing from Bachmann for awhile. In fact, because the media has already decided it is a battle between Bachmann and Perry (or is that Parry?) for the right to take on Mitt, she and Perry with an A will get all the more media attention, giving even more legitimacy to her and her views. Even if she doesn't win the nomination, as Palin shows, the long term legacy on the national discourse can be disasterous.
by Elusive Trope on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 7:48pm
I so want to gloat about her coming electoral immolation and then I remember 1980...(nb-implanted memory, I wasn't actually born yet in 1980...)
by jollyroger on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 8:20pm
Also before your time, but maybe in your chip: Nineteen-Jimmy Who?-Seventy Six.
by Elusive Trope on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 8:24pm
Huh, and all this time I thought you were approximately a cohort…
Get off my lawn!
by Verified Atheist on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 9:42pm
Your lawn? This is my lawn, dangdamit. Woman! Get me my shotgun!....wait, who are you again?...who put these intertubes on my tv? I wanna watch Matlock. Or at least Texas Walker. Now there's an American. I remember when I was...wait, who are again?
by Elusive Trope on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 9:53pm
Here are the results:
U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.): 4,823 votes
U.S. Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas): 4,671 votes
Former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty: 2,293 votes
Former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum (R-Pa.): 1,657 votes
Former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain: 1,456 votes
Texas Governor Rick Perry: 718 votes
Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney: 567 votes
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich: 385 votes
Former Utah governor Jon Huntsman: 69 votes
U.S. Rep Thad McCotter (R-Mich.): 35 votes
The big take aways:
There were 35 people who knew who Thad McCotter was, or at least thought they were voting for an inspiring teacher of the sweathogs.
Perry beat Mitt
T-Paw beat I need to be in sanatorium Santorum.
T-Paw couldn't overcome Bachmann and thus he is dust in the wind.
Cain beat Perry, the latter who now hates Colbert with a passion.
Ron Paul can now choose to fight Palin to become kingmaker.
Neither Palin nor Trump appear on the list, thank god.
Bachmann is now the golden child of the moment, god help us all.
by Elusive Trope on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 9:34pm
Wait, Parry (with an "a") didn't get any votes‽‽
by Verified Atheist on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 9:41pm
Nice catch. It just means we need to be sending every dollar we have to spare to Americans for Better Tomorrow Tomorrow.
by Elusive Trope on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 9:46pm