MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
Here's this week's heap of haikus:
Shy birds on the line,
trying not to heed the call
of Mother Nature.
(Photograph courtesy of Kristina Rebelo)
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double haiku:
Filtering his thoughts,
he decided not to say
how he really felt.
For she would just get
mad and begin to cry, and
he couldn't stand that.
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What a fella can
do about a pelican ...
isn't much. Just stare.
(Photograph courtesy of Kristina Rebelo)
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Disguising some swans
as prima ballerinas
takes stepping on toes.
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Note to Reporters-ku:
Covering ISIL?
Don't try to be nice-l, your
head they might slice-l.
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He whispers her name,
as he lies in bed at night,
so his dreams find her.
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Material for Anti-materialism-ku:
Doesn't becoming
what you'd like to be, involve
getting and having?
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As the Summer wans
the golden voice of autumn
begins to whisper.
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He could not keep her
back in the day, now 'what ifs'
pester him all night
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When you do things right,
you don't have to do what's left.
What's left is alright.
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Overgrown grass hides,
a long neglected tombstone;
a child forgotten.
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In the morning sun,
the construction rig appeared
to be made of gold.
(Photograph courtesy of Kristina Rebelo)
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From a small garden
an enormous sunflower
reaches for the sky.
(Photograph courtesy of Kristina Rebelo)
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A new feature:
Easily Refutable Extrapolations ( E.R.E. ) in haiku form ...
Ship builders build ships,
shoemakers make shoes, washer
women make washers.
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If the sky is blue,
and the grass always greener,
more books should be red.
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If E is equal
to MC Squared, What's equal
to MC Hammered?
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cheap joke-ku:
3 and 3 makes 6,
5 and 5, 10 ... 7 and
7 ... makes you drunk.
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His consistently
bad game of golf could be called
'Sliced to perfection.'
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He kept looking for
planetary alignments
to bring him good luck.
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Rivers of knowledge
seldom flood those reluctant
to wade through the creek.
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double haiku:
This physical realm,
lets spiritual beings,
experience pain.
Live and you’ll know pain;
All lessons in Life derive
from this simple fact.
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If you spy a fly,
that spies as it flies,
will that fly spy on your fly?
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Her slender fingers,
caressed his unshaven face,
He smiled. They made love.
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Paths to glory run
through fields of ignominy,
loathing and defeat.
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Cold and rainy nights,
attract the lonely, for they
hide the tears they shed.
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Exhausted, they slept
in a field of bluebonnets;
his head in her lap.
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His pulse would quicken
each time she entered the room …
Heck, she brought the beer.
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I hear distant trains
and imagine going home ...
whistles on the wind.
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The fabric of Life;
From order to chaos, we
slowly unravel.
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After the rainstorm
shimmering shafts of sunshine,
broke through the dark clouds.
***
Comments
I am on the phone
Pop, it's me, how's it goin?
Oh my back and my....
Oh stop that, I think
I AM JUST FINE, HOW ARE YOU?
Oh Pop it seems bad.
Well how is baby?
She cries and mama's sooooo tired
And nobody sleeps
Precious got sick
And now I am sick; stuffed up
I got a week off
And I clean the house
And I try to get some sleep
Work is easier.
Noela toss those
Those berries are poison, just
Toss them on the ground
Oh Pop this is tough
Mom and Grandma took baby
To the doc today
For a reg check up
I am in the yard with her
SHE JUST PISSED HERSELF!
Surrounded by fems
His babies, Mom, & grandmas
No men to talk to.
Hahahahahahahahahahhahah
Life can be so goooooooooooood
But it can be a tough job
He must just man up
hahahahhah
And he will manage
He yells at his girl, and he
Sounds just like I did.
He sounds just like me
It is amazing
To go back in time like this
And yet hear myself
He had to go and
Care for his wet baby girl
And I said good bye!
Echoes of remembrances of things past.
That is all I got.
(Great presentation as always from you, I am lost in thought today)
by Richard Day on Fri, 09/19/2014 - 9:39pm
Thanks, DD!
tanka haiku:
There are few people
I'd wish would stay lost in thought,
You find comfort there.
And I enjoy your on-site
reports filed as you wander.
by MrSmith1 on Fri, 09/19/2014 - 10:18pm
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by Richard Day on Fri, 09/19/2014 - 9:43pm
Long dress rehearsal;
not sure that I fit the role;
The curtain rises.
by moat on Sat, 09/20/2014 - 5:41pm
Ha! Good one, moat!
The curtain rises,
I'm naked and reciting
some soliloquies ...
"To be or ... maybe not" ... Line!
"Whether 'tis nobler to ..." Line!
by MrSmith1 on Sat, 09/20/2014 - 6:23pm
Whoa; that there is a pretty tricky tanka haiku: I like it.
My trousers are gone.
Stripped away like paint from wood.
This is a dream: No?
by moat on Sat, 09/20/2014 - 6:46pm
His trousers were gone ...
her dress hung on a flagpole ...
That was some party.
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Stripped like paint from wood,
or shopping malls in Cleveland.
This is not a dream.
by MrSmith1 on Sun, 09/21/2014 - 12:23am
I always dream about panties?
Does that mean I need counseling?
by Richard Day on Sun, 09/21/2014 - 12:34am
I dream of pantries,
You mean parties? ... No, I mean ...
Pasties? ...NO!! Panties!
Panties, if scanty enough,
provide their own.counseling.
(With my blurry eyesight this morning, I really did, at first, read panties as pantries... and that's how comedy is born. Hahahaha)
by MrSmith1 on Sun, 09/21/2014 - 10:31am
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by Richard Day on Sun, 09/21/2014 - 12:35am
As wonderful as always. Thanks for this.
by trkingmomoe on Tue, 09/23/2014 - 3:03am
Thanks for the kind words, trkingmomoe!
Have you built a quilt?
You must be a sew and sew,
thimbled fingers tilt..
by MrSmith1 on Tue, 09/23/2014 - 10:29pm
LOL...
by trkingmomoe on Sat, 09/27/2014 - 1:07am