MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
Immediately following the recent injury of freshly elected Republican Senator Scott Brown, there has been some speculation that the Massachusetts Senator might not be sworn in this afternoon after all. However, according to a source at the House GOP leadership, such rumors and speculations are not only premature, but entirely baseless.
"We don't expect Senator Brown's ceremony this afternoon to be delayed. He will be sworn in at around 5 pm, and will thereafter be able to vote on any bills that may come before the Senate," reported an aide on the condition of anonymity.
Senator Brown was injured late Tuesday night when one of the strings that RNC Chairman Michael Steele uses to control Brown's movements broke off. The immediate concern among his Republican constituents was that their new Senator might not be able to properly vote in the Senate in line with the party's expectations. Our insider, however, maintains that this is not going to happen. Said the aide: "Senator Brown is eager to do as told by the party. He is looking forward to taking off his shirt and getting to work."
In other news, at the time of this writing there is no official word on whether Brown's daughter Ayla is still single.
Comments
I can't imagine a grimmer hell than being bound to Michael Steele's puppet strings.
by Michael Wolraich on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 1:11pm
I can. If Dante were alive today, he would have to write a sequel, with a deeper level of Hell for Obama, Pelosi, and their cronies.
by What's Right is... (not verified) on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 1:48am
We have arrived at a unique point in history, when half the country is frustrated because its leaders haven't accomplished anything, and the other half is convinced that they're going to hell for their crimes.
by Michael Wolraich on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 8:59am
Stranger still, these halves of the country seem to reside within the same bodies:
by DF on Fri, 02/05/2010 - 2:03pm