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Once upon a time a little girl, the prettiest little girl found fame and fortune in the screwiest manner. Carrie Prejean came to be the heir to the crown of the great Bess Meyerson.

What looks like a complete meltdown after losing her crown has become the best thing that ever could have happened to her.It seems that Almighty God has asked  Carrie Prejean  to stick up for Him.

 

In September-a full five months after the Miss USA pageant-Prejean was still talking about The Most Important Question of Our Time. "I knew that God had a plan for me that night," she told the audience at the Values Voter Summit. "God chose me for that moment because He knew that I would not only be the one to stick up for Him, and for the truth, but also, He knew that I am strong enough to get through all of the junk that I have been through." Truly, her struggle is an inspiration to all who have suffered adversity

 

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-12/miss-popularity-the-six-craziest-carrie-prejean-speeches/2/

I do not know about you folks, but I have to stop and think about this. A 21 year old former Miss America with fake boobs, very little ability to speak, and no real experience in any particular endeavor is selling a book and appearing on MSM. Why?

Well people will pay to read her book. They are no going to pay to read my book. And they are not going to pay to read some great Harvard professor's book on government regulation of banks at the turn of the last century either. The best she could do is hope that some committee believes the tome on economics in the early twentieth century would make good mandatory reading in colleges and universities across the nation.

The Harvard professor might show up for fifteen minutes on CNBC on a panel or something I suppose. 

Now there are good things that happen on MSM, ONCE IN AWHILE.  I mean God would not help Carrie answer Larry King's questions.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-12/miss-popularity-the-six-craziest-carrie-prejean-speeches/2/

It appears that Carrie also had some conversations with people not that associated with God Almighty (blesses himself):

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So it appears that we have a girl who participated in a felony, lured other people to participate in a felony and wants men to masterbate when they see her. And she is born again.

And we wonder if the Lord spoke with her  when she made those 'cameo appearances' or when she had those nasty breast implants: http://news.softpedia.com/news/Carrie-Prejean-Claims-Pageant-Forced-Her-to-Get-Implants-126672.shtml

 

Well it turns out she kind of did have a discussion with the lord god of the ignorant about these matters:

Carrie Prejean is just carrying out God's plan, she tells Christianity Today in an interview that fails to address her solo sex tape--the topic that nearly caused her to walk off 'Larry King Live' Wednesday night.

She also answers a question about her topless photos by discussing a need for Christians to unite against the Enemy and says she can't be homophobic because she lives in California and has gay hairdressers. Then she breaks down her conversion time line in a way that refutes her ex-boyfriend's claim that she sent him the masturbation tape when she was 20, not 17 as she has stated. Here are some highlights:

On when she traded her depraved teenage behavior for Christianity:
I went to Santa Barbara and I found out that it was a big party school, and I just didn't seem to fit in. So after I came back, I started going to San Diego Christian College, and that's where I felt at home...I think that was at a Christian school where it's cool to study on Friday nights, and you don't have the pressure of going out and drinking, and you are surrounded by people who have the same interests as you. That was a big turning point in my life, when I started going to the Rock, when I was about 18.

On finding forgiveness for Perez Hilton:
Oh yeah. I actually feel really sorry for him. I really do. If you look at his website, it's kind of scary what he does.

On reconciling her breast implants with her Christian faith:
No, I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/carrie-prejean-the-bible_n_355745.html

 

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached a point of such blatant hypocrisy in this country that there is no search for the truth anymore. I mean, the search for truth by MSM was kind of a ruse anyway, since the corporations spewing out all that paper and all those radio waves and all those TV signals were attempting to merely sell soap and appliances.

Now of course, they sell more Viagra, extenz, and exercise equipment, but nothing has really changed.

Fuck the pageants. I mean in the old Burt Parks days, a contestant was supposed to be a virgin. It was some sort of ancient rite brought to TV and it sold because the virgins would be relatively naked, by the standards for those days. The only real difference from similar virgin rites ten thousand years ago was that they cooked and ate the winner... but I digress.

And the speeches given by the little girls were vacuous pleasantries like the desire for WORLD PEACE. We all knew it was crap. Even as children. I mean, since when was the United States of America for world peace? After WWII we wished to conquer all and give it to our corporate shills like Britain gave everything to the East India Company.

We do not need pageants any more than we need award shows or reality shows.

Contests would be nice. Swimming contests. Essay contests. Spelling bees. Debates concerning world history, American History, civics, political issues.  Then, after all this, we could choose by twitter or some such MISS AMERICA or MR. AMERICA or MRS. AMERICA.

Fake Boobs Carrie is not going to do anything for anybody except spread anti-gay messages along with her allegiance to God. I mean, are we really supposed to care if men are jacking off to videos of Carrie (which was her original intent remember) or to videos of Kevin Bacon; please just don't do it in the subway.

THE MSM LIES ARE ALL JUST MORE BLATANT TODAY

Another lady from the right who got her start as a pageant contestant is Sarah Palin. And of course she sticks up for God Almighty just like Carrie.

It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.

If Madame Palin were to speak the truth she might say:

I was elected to govern Alaska. A magnificent area of land that includes the highest mountains, the freshest streams, the most beautiful flora and fauna and it encompasses one fifth of the entire area of this great country. It contains more natural resources than any other state. It contains real live American Pioneers. Some living in shacks, some seeking gold, some seeking fish, some seeking great animals by the hunt and some who just wished to get away from urban blight.  The hopes and aspirations of an entire country reside in a land mass that contains seven hundred thousand people. 

I did get here quite by accident. I mean I was mayor of a small town and ran for state wide office at the perfect time. And quite by accident I was picked to be the Vice-Presidential nominee of the Republican Party.

I lost of course. But now I can make the big bucks all due to Tina Fey along with the video exhibition of my own stupidity and narrow mindedness for all of America to see.

Some in my position might feel that I should finish the job. I should somehow work for what I feel are the greatest interests of the greatest State of the Union.

But the big bucks are there. I can bring in some conservative yahoo and have her write a book for me. Money up front. I can give meaningless speeches and get paid tens of thousands of dollars. The train has left with all the proper people running it. I can scoop up the kids and head for never never land. No one in my family will ever want for a thing. Ever again. It is there for the taking and I WANT MINE NOW!!!

Is this the mind set?

I mean the stripper with the fake boobs and the governor with no brain can just jump on that train. No real cross examination. No examination of their particular ethos, world view, human perspectives. Neither of them have any real beliefs.. At least in the form of thoughtful creative proposals for solving the issues of the day.

But the right wing non-think tanks will pick them up and pay them millions just to stand there and read five or six points selected for them by the corporate oligarchy that is paying them.

I hate taxes, I hate abortion, I hate gays, I hate government regulation, I hate rich people (?), I hate Muslims, I hate immigrants, I hate banks, I hate poor people, I hate people who have not taken Jesus as their only lord and savior.....whatever. They get the cheers, take the check and go on to the next dais.

And if people get hurt along the way? Well they both have the ultimate defense:

                                             GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT.