It will herald:  Articleman joining the Socialist Worker’s Party; Donal trading in his bicycle for a Winnebago; Destor turning into Superman from his current Clark Kent alter-ego; Dave Seaton coming out as Julian Assange’s BFF; Dick Day becoming a Republican and taping infomercials for “We Buy Gold; Just Send It To Us in This Envelope, and We’ll Send You Back Cash!”; Larry H running as Bernie’s Veep in 2012; Don Key’s Chimp finalizing his typewriter-novel entitled “Wh@t I Did Last S@m^*r”; Sleeping Jeezus becoming an Elvis Impersonator in Vegas, and staying; LisB and Trope announcing their engagement; StillIdealistic changing her screen name to Fuck-you-all-and-the-fucking-horses-you-rode-in-on; ArtAppraiser abjuring the New York Times in favor of  a Ouija Board; Genghis and his girlfriend adopting an eighteen-year-old kid they hope to turn into a raging homosexual; wws winning the SC Lottery and sponsoring newbies in her new literary magazine; Des joining the cello band Rasputina as a bassist (formal dresses with crinolines and cleavage required); Quinn and Obey saying fuckit, and willing their brains to science to aid in a new form of intuitive micro-processor (Quinn was overheard asking, “When do you want it?”); gasket landing a full-time research job for Democracy Now!; kyle flynn gets a job with The Onion; fellow Dagbloggers give Ramona a large tin pin emblazoned with FUCK, and she wears it to all the season’s Christmas parties; CMaukonen wins the local spelling bee; Oxy Mora changes his screen name to No mora that! and creates a pseudo named Oxycontin; Seashell swims across Lake Ponchatrain; Wolfrum becomes a beachcomber on the Casa del Sol; Barth and Brew and Doc Cleveland and M. O. Powell become Shakira Groupies and follow her all over the world: 

And an anonymous Dagblooger sent this along; it has great quotes from the Nation Council for Geocosmic Research (possibly an oxymoron...)

Dan Kervick issued a statement saying, "Intellectual pursuits are fruitless, given the moronic IQ levels of my contemporaries", and entered Esalen College to study body/mind work; Moat presented Stardust with a copy of his new book Moat for Dummies; MiguelitoH2O entered a Jesuit Monastery to learn to refrain from 'certain penchants' of his; Emma Zahn invented a new Jewish holiday she calls Let's Make a Deal!; it was discovered that Seahorse was the ghost of Charles Dickens being channeled through the GeoCosmic Research folks, chuck trotter wrote daily missives addressed to 'the Military Industrial Complex (none, oddly, were ever returned); Orlando took up playing Jimmy Buffet Lps in her apartment on the beach; and one of Stardust's two life-long wishes was answered when she was whisked away by an alien spacecraft, out of which could be heard Stardust singing:  

More Fractured Fairy Tales:  kgb puts virtual itching powder down Trope's skivvies, and spends three nights in virtual jail; NCD gets appointed by Obama to replace Summers and starts kissing Wall Street's ASS, claiming, "There's something in the White House air, I swear!"; Flavius's head finally explodes over Obama's (leaked--ha ha) plans to announce he'll privatize a mere 23% of Social Security as a sign of Good Will to Republicans and anyone in the middle who figgers 'what the fuck I'm rich, so who cares about Grandma?'; and trkingmomoe get so sick of Rug Rats and all that Grandma crap that she runs off to Mexico with the Fuller Brush salesman; flowerchild's lake-saving group WINS when they find a pod of fresh-water sharks inhabiting a secret cove shown to them by a Clever Crow, thereby requiring Class One Water protections.

MERRY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!      

Curse me for the Blockhead I am!  How could I forget these prognostications?

Lulu starts a national Winter Soldier group; they tell The Truth of War to one another, and go on long motorcycle trips all over the country, enjoying life, meeting and enjoying Americans in all walks of life; Emerson inherits enough money to start an injured pet center and by chance discovers that he can talk to dogs, though some of his realtives discuss 'finding a nice quiet spot for him to rest for the rest of his days; American Dreamer Wakes Up Large, decides he's had it up to his freaking eyeballs, flies to France to become an acolyte of Joseph Stiglitz and work on alternate measures of GDP factoring in pleasure and the enjoyment of sharing and sense of community; Watt Childress finally went a bit crazy trying to straddle blogging among RedState.com, Dagblog, and MyFDL--he sold his bookstore, bought a sailboat, packed his family and was last seen sailing out to sea to commune with the whales and dolphins.