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    State of the Union: The Undecided Voters' Rebuttal

    Hey everyone!

    First, let me thank the Undecided Voters who have asked me to give this rebuttal - which is like a speech thing I'm told and is important.  Anyway, President Barack Obama's was talking last night was on a bunch of channels I'm told. I saw a little of it and thought his tie was kind of weird, but maybe it stood for something important like Barney.

    What's interesting is that the State of the Union address was held on such an important day - when the Oscar nominations were announced. First off, like many of you, I'm not sure what "Inception" was all about. I mean, a dream in a dream in a dream? What was that? Leo was really good, tho.

    "Toy Story 3" was nominated and I think that's awesome. It was really sweet. Oh, speaking of sweet, I can't believe I hadn't seen this video before:

    Did you see that? Charlie bit his finger! That's just hilarious. And did you know they are making another "Charlie's Angels Movie?" How awesome is that? I'm stoked.

    I just saw that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott may have another baby. Don't do it, Kourt! He's a jerk! She needs to be more like Snooki, who is totally awesome and wouldn't take that kind of stuff from a guy.

    As for the politics stuff, my Uncle said that Obama sucks and that he's a communist, whatever that is. But it seems really bad, so whenever the election is, you probably shouldn't vote for him, unless you want to because he's totally cute. Better yet, stay home because there's probably an episode of "Real Housewives of Wherever" and those girls are CRAZY!

    Oh, and if Judd is reading this, I'm thinking of getting my nose pierced. That would rule. And dude, you better be rooting for the Steelers like you said. I have a cousin from Pittsburgh and he's really into football.

    Anyway, bye!



    What is the president going to do about that kid's finger?  What about the children?

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