If you support my 6-year-old daughter's radical lifestyle, please let me know and I'll hook you up with some Girl Scout Cookies! We've got all the good flavors:
--Secular Hu-Mints
--Tree-Hugger Shortbread
--Shout "Out of the Closet!" Shortbread
--Peanut Butter Prides
--Peanut Butter Parenthood Planners
--Radical Samoas (also known as Islamist De-Lites)
--And of course, the new flavor, "Savannah Smiles because She's Really a Boy."
She's hoping to sell at least a hundred boxes.
(If you're mystified, check out recent criticism of the Girl Scouts' "Radical Homosexual Agenda." You won't know whether to laugh or cry.)
--Crossposted at FullOstrich.com
Comments
I am in, but I insist you force some contraception supplied by that communist group Planned Parenthood on some unsuspecting conservative.
I'll take four boxes of
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by tmccarthy0 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:21pm
Thanks Tmac!
The shipping would probably be prohibitive, but you should be able to key in "Girl Scout Cookies" and find a troop near you that's selling. Make sure you tell 'em that you support the Radical Agenda of the Pagan Samoans!
by erica20 on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 3:11am
Fort Wayne must be so proud of their Rep. Morris! He is a sad, sick and wrong pathetic excuse for a human.
Full disclosure, I was a brownie and then a brownie leader to my daughter's group. And we were the only group that had t shirts that declared, 'Brownie Power Empowers'! We even had special badges made for learning about civil rights - 'We, The Brownies, Support Equality!'
I'll take a dozen of the tree hugger shortbread, oh hell, give me a dozen boxes of each!
by Aunt Sam on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:27pm
Oh, so YOU'RE the one who messed up the Brownies, eh? ;^)
I have been thinking of distributing stickers that say "Support the Girl Scouts' Radical Agenda: Buy Cookies!"
These Republicans are stuck on the "divide" side of "Divide and Conquer."
by erica20 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:54pm
I'll take a box of Tree-Hugger Foils.
by Donal on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:28pm
Very apropos!
by erica20 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:07pm
Okay, you got my attention.
I hereby render unto Erica the Dayly Blog Title of the Day Award for this here Dagblog Site; given to all of you from all of me.
hahahahahahaahh
Oh how I loved my little girl!
by Richard Day on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 6:49pm
Aw shucks DD, that's a heckuvan honor!
by erica20 on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 8:07pm
I wish it wasn't so expensive to ship them to Asia. I miss feminazi cookies. I especially miss when I was in Girl Scouts and we learned the value of hard work during the annual cookie drive. But that sounds kind of like Capitalism so I must have been too stupid to understand the underlying radical socialist indoctrination that was occurring.
by Orlando on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 8:35am
Oy...and so it starts:
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/02/22/girls-scouts-no-longer-welcome-at-virginia-church-because-of-connection-to-planned-parenthood/
by LisB on Wed, 02/22/2012 - 7:42pm