Flowerchild: A Memory for Memorial Day
Cardwell: On Duggar and O'Reilly
Maiello: Re-free Martha Stewart
Learning in astonishment that Romney plans to run as the man who can save the tattered economic lives of "ordinary americans", we can anticipate that only the full tilt boogie return of Obama Agonistes can overcome the voters' susceptibility (already well shown) to repeated high priced agitprop.
Even if only under the prod dire peril, even if only because his managers let him slip slightly from the leash, even if only because Michelle gets caught listening to Lil' Wayne and Prez has a frisson of self-doubt requiring him to raise his testosterone level, whateve.
These Repugnant bastards are going to open the money faucet big time, and they will say any fuckin' kind of nonsense (Romney? Ordinary Americans?) in the sure and certain confidence that 30 years of starving public education has left the people incapable of critical thinking.
Only drama can penetrate, where reason falters.
Prez, pull on your walking shoes, the ones you couldn't find during the Battle for Wisconsin,
Get outta the house, get offa the couch, get onto the streets and jack those motherfuckers up.
Be bold. (Precious Blood of the Sweet Baby Jesus, Prez, can't you hear the pipes?)
Spend coins, don't borrow to print dollars.
Close bases like you were the Commander in Chief.
Here's an idea-indict some war criminals, it'll put the fear of god in the rest.
If Roberts shoves the mandate up your ass, open the VA to everyone.
If you get horsed around on jobs, declare a state of siege.
Cause, buddy, it's a siege you are under.