Doc Cleveland: JFK's Birthday
MY PRIVATE PARTS ARE SHRINKING BECAUSE OF FEMINAZIS AND SOCIALISTS AND MINORITIES
Limbaugh said that he did not believe that air pollution and global warming could have such an impact. "I don't buy this. I think it's feminism. I think if it's tied to the last fifty years, the average size of a member is ten percent smaller...it has to be the feminazis," Limbaugh said.
We already know that our entire Nation is 47% LESS masculine than it used to be.
Now, even the feminazi-nuns will eschew Limbaugh's member.
Imagine, not even virgins like the bastard!
Rush Limbaugh proclaimed: My "cat's taught me more about women, than anything my whole life" because his pet cat "comes to me when she wants to be fed," and "she's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it." Limbaugh has previously stated, on the March 1, 2005, edition of his show, that "women still live longer than men because their lives are easier"; on January 10, he suggested that some women "would love to be hired as eye candy."
Of course I assume that Rush goes both ways since he is always screaming about bending over and grabbing his ankles.
And I thought things were getting better, until I experienced a six hour erection yesterday afternoon—turns out I forgot to turn off my porno link.
The entire time I evidently had fallen asleep and thought I had been watching the Sound of Music and I thought I was somewhere in the Alps attempting to do things with a nun and a 17 year old girl!
Imagine, 6 hours of streaming and I am screaming that I could not urinate.
Then I recalled when I was twelve and.....
Ever have to stand five feet from the toilet just to water oneself as Montaigne might have put it?
Enough of my personal scatological history!
At least I understand why the guardians of our airports came to the conclusion that they had probable cause to stop Rush and 'frisk him' as they say.
I mean what is that; a pool cue in your pants or are you just glad to finally land?
And rush must talk about our Freudian rifles and how socialist, Muslim and NAZI Obama is attempting to take away our steel penises.
Michael Savage is worried about his weiner, in fact this fellow used to be a weiner but he sure does not like females, even if they are good lookin', that is for sure
Weiner used to go both ways too, evidently.
Feminazi Nannies are also slowing down our male drive (so to speak) according to Steve King
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) has long railed against energy-efficient lightbulbs and showerheads as an example of oppressive government under Democrats. Now he has a new line: Nanny state-imposed speed limits waste significant time -- "lifetimes," even -- for Americans.
Liberal women are destroying my manhood and America.
On the other hand, I have discovered over the years that liberal women are better at sex!
You know, half of one and a dozen of the other!