The Bishop and the Butterfly: Murder, Politics, and the End of the Jazz Age

    why I'm still a virgin

    I have claimed that I had sex with my high school sweetheart when I was 17. After carefully looking at my story I've come to the conclusion that I must be lying.

    For starters, I can't remember basic details of the experience of losing my virginity. I'm not sure whose house it was in. I claim it was one of the most important days of my life but I can't remember what day it was or even the month. I'm not even certain it happened when I was 17. I might have been 16, almost 17, or just barely 18. I can't blame these memory lapses on inebriation as I was sober at the time.

    I told no one about the experience when it happened. I'm just so introverted that I never really felt I had friends in high school, just friendly acquaintances. I never bragged about my sexual experiences or engaged in "locker room talk." There is not a single contemporaneous witness to corroborate my story. 

    I've thought about this long and hard and have come to the conclusion that I must be lying. It never happened. And if I didn't lose my virginity then when did I lose it? All my other memories of having sex are even fuzzier in my memory than the first time. Clearly, I must still be a virgin.


    Me Too.


    Did you check your calendar?

    I looked at it and I don't see any day that I wrote, "Take my girlfriend's virginity while losing my own." It simply wasn't on my schedule so I have to doubt that it happened.

    That just shows you the power of the deep state that goes back and removes all these encounters with other people and just leaves a single person playing with themselves. Was it good for me?

    Ocean, it’s time I came forward.  It was me,  it was February 29, and I’ll never forget it as long as I live.  BTW, You were amazing!

    I know you're lying. I was unbelievably bad at intercourse my first time. 

    It depends on what the meaning of is is and what you mean by intercourse. I learned in 4th grade that intercourse can mean talking too, and sometimes you talk real purty. Whether that'll lose your virginity or you just misplaced it, Idunno, I'm not a doctor or priest or detective.

    So okay, one can't believe older people can remember correctly, so go ask current teens:

    Chris Wallace on Fox says 2 of his daughters, in the wake of Kav allegations, have told him about things in high school they hadn't told him before. "There are teenage girls who don't tell stories to a lot of people, and then it comes up. I don't think we can disregard that"

    — Betsy Woodruff (@woodruffbets) September 27, 2018

    Reminds me of the Anita Hill hearings, another "doh" moment, when many husbands learned from their wives that sexual harassment at work was very common. And they all went: why didn't you tell me before?

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