From The Tearjerker:
Emanuel Back on the Ballot
An eleted Rahm Emanuel celebrated today's Illinois Supreme Court reversal of a lower-court ruling that might have prematurely derailed his Chicago mayoral campaign.
"Today's decision is a victory not only for this campaign, but for all Chicagoans and for middle fingers everywhere," he said.
Meanwhile, the Tearjerker has learned that the lower court judge whose opinion was reversed has removed his three children from area private schools and has hired three full-time bodyguards.