MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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Here's this week's heap of haikus:
Halloween's over.
We have saved enough Daylight.
Next stop: Thanksgiving!
---
I sail into the
darkness. The sunset leaves me
without any friends.
(Photo courtesy Kristina Rebelo)
---
The fear we will die
and no-one will remember
motivates many.
---
Cold and rainy days
chill me right to the bone, so
I make some hot soup.
---
I told the barber,
"Cut it all off" ... but then
he shaved my eyebrows.
---
Watching the sunrise
Albino Darth Vader thinks,
'Look on the bright side.'
(Photo courtesy Kristina Rebelo)
---
A lonely bus stop
on a Monday afternoon
I count the taxis.
---
You must cover stops
to start the music, take your
piccolo and blow.
---
He hesitated,
needing to sharpen his edge.
Time was almost gone.
---
The intensity
of the setting sun casts long
shadows 'neath the pier.
(Photo courtesy of Kristina Rebelo)
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tanka haiku: A third floor walk-up
in a poor neighborhood, with
a backyard garden.
There, for him, it all began
and, for her, it all ended.
---
Oh Sunday morning ...
When did you arrive? I can't
find my shirt and pants.
---
Our hearts are widest
when we put aside our thoughts
and let ourselves feel.
---
tanka haiku:
My neighbor's daughter
has a lemonade stand which
offers free cookies.
A lousy biz'ness model?
Sure ... but then, so is Facebook.
---
Sometimes in my dreams,
I meet you in Times Square and
we are "us" again.
---
As the dusk draws nigh
chickens roost and dogs bark at
approaching shadows.
---
Come Winter, the trees
are merely shelves for snowflakes,
biding time till Spring.
---
tanka haiku: On a corner lot,
a two-story brick building
is all that remains.
Glories of another time,
too soon reduced to rubble.
---
He's considered dull;
just muddling through Life ... yet
his heart slays dragons.
---
Now is not the time?!
Now is ALWAYS the time!! It's
the tense we're stuck in.
---
We seldom notice
the slow erosion of Life.
we prefer dreaming.
---
Laughter's a rainstorm,
that washes away the gloom,
and cleans Life's sidewalks.
---
The writer just smiled;
he'd heard thoughts were fleeting, but
wet ink would soon dry.
---
It feels like Winter.
All I do is stare at the
flowered wallpaper.
---
His tortured soul found
small measures of contentment
just beyond its reach.
---
When she walked away,
I brought my hands to my face,
to hold in my dreams.
---
I walked through a field
to get to the main road, and
lost all track of time.
---
Don't feel discouraged
when your back's against the wall ...
you've found some support.
---
Fitful nights will end.
Sleep will overtake sadness.
Mornings begin fresh.
---
Though Life continues,
and struggles will never end,
the peach tree still blooms.
---
A new moon will shine
on an old village square, and
make it young again.
---
Glowings in the sky;
Aurora Borealis ...
looks quite magical.
---
Here is a lesson
to be learned and not forgot;
While music plays, dance.
---
Your world's no larger
than the size of your heart and
the depth of your dreams.
---
If you want the world
to be your oyster, it helps
to know how to shuck.
---
NOT part of the series, At Rest ...
(But maybe it should be ...)
His exhausted wife
had quite enough, and filed for
a separation.
---
A tiny sparrow
is chased by a feisty pup
pulling a young girl.
---
Happiness is not
a station you arrive at,
it's the train you're on.
---
A tangle of trees
may clutter the morning sky
but happily so.
---
If you only stand
facing West, than nothing will
ever dawn on you.
---
The green glow of night,
a downtown drenched in fog, we
escape by subway.
---
The sun was stymied,
but blue skies infused the clouds,
a dark hope prevailed.
---
Though fragile hearts need
whispered blessings, they also
need our steady hands.
---
Compassion for those
that never got sick ... Old age
will be quite a shock.
---
Despite majestic
morns and lazy afternoons ...
All days end in fire.
---
To illuminate
is better than to merely shine.
Teach thinking, not thoughts.
---
Her face obscured by
scarves, a woman rushes by
clutching her Starbucks.
---
At the sky’s edges,
mountaintops still pierce the clouds,
to peek at heaven.
---
Through my telescope,
the moon appears so bright and
nearly within reach.
****
Bonus ... While searching through my old diskettes for the Fred Allen play I told DD about last week, I came across this little piece that I wrote some time around 1988 or 1989. At the time, I was a member of a playwright's group. Since we were all interested in play structure, we called ourselves the Playwrights' Construction Company. We produced a bill of one-acts Off-Off Broadway called War and Pieces, but after a couple of years we disbanded and went our separate ways. I think this sketch was written as part of a challenge to write a play in twenty minutes. This is what I came up with, It seems a bit quaint now, but remember, this was written in a time before the popularity of the internet and social media, etc.
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A Negative Reaction - by Michael Tracy Smith (c) 1989
At Rise: The office of Thomas Manion, campaign manager for Jason Phillips's Senatorial election bid. Thomas (Tom) Manion is seated at his desk, talking on the phone.
Tom
How am I feeling? Jesus Christ, it's the fifty-third crisis we've had since noon. Of course, my ulcer is acting up! It's eight minutes until this god-damn press conference starts and we can't find our candidate. I don't know, the mobile phones are all out. Some kind of dirty trick, I imagine. I'm telling you, this is a travesty of a campaign. Please, Bill, ya gotta give me a hand, we're drownin' here. Those bastard Republicans are slinging crap at us from all directions. What? No,I can't, that's the problem. I'm afraid our candidate doesn't want to go negative. Well, I know you've never had a problem with that. Yeah, so,...look, all I'm asking is for two appearances. A fund-raiser, and a standup with our guy at the parade. Any interviews you can do on the side are gravy. How should I know what happened? All of a sudden, our sure thing shoe-in, has become a mud-magnet. (The intercom buzzes) Hold on. Yeah? Thank God. Send him in.
(Jason Phillips enters)
Tom
Well, Jason Phillips, speak of the devil. Where have you been? You're Late. Y'know, We've dropped five points in the polls coming out tomorrow. Just a second. Stay right there. (He gets back on the phone.) Jason just got here. I'm fucking elated. Look, Bill, I'll put all my cards on the table. I need you. You've got to help us shove a cork up this thing. For the good of the party. O.k., then how about as a personal favor to me? Good. Thanks. Have your staff call me to arrange the limo. (He hangs up)
Jason
Tom, I think you're making a big mistake.
Tom
You want to be the new Senator from this state or not?
Jason
Of course, but a two-term hack congressman like Bill Freelander, with his nasty rhetoric and scathing sound bites shouldn't be the way I get there.
Tom
We've got to retaliate. And speaking of getting here, where have you been?
Jason
I was stuck at that Senior Citizen Center in Plainfield. They had a power outage.
Tom
Why didn't you use the car phones.
Jason
We had to turn them off. Something about them being on the same frequency as all the pacemakers.
Tom
You fell for that old trick?
Jason
You mean it's not true?
Tom
Hell no. The Republicans just wanted to make you look ridiculous. Now do you see why you're going to have to retaliate?
Jason
No. It's not right, I won't do it.
Tom
Oh, excuse me, Mr. Michael Dukakis. Come on, pal, don't be a schmuck. This campaign is hemorrhaging. Just let me do my job. I'll send a couple of high hard ones back at your opponent, Griffin Mannix. And they won't even know you had anything to do with it.
Jason
No.
Tom
Look, Jason, this morning a commercial began playing every twenty minutes on every TV channel, in the tri-state area, that says that in 1973 you transfered $100,000. in stock certificates into your wife's name.
Jason
I think I did...
Tom
And then later while serving in the legislature, they say you voted for a bill which greatly enhanced the value of that stock.
Jason
Which bill are they talking about?
Tom
Dillingham-Benson?
Jason
Well sure, I voted for that bill. It was in the best interest of my constituents.
Tom
What?!
Jason
Besides, I had already sold the stock they're talking about.
Tom
When?
Jason
Two years beforehand.
Tom
That's great. Then we're out of the woods.
Jason
Absolutely. In fact, if we really need it, I think my brother could probably find the bill of sale...
Tom
Your wife didn't sell it to your brother, did she?...
Jason
Sure she did. Nothing wrong with that. It was absolutely legal. And it still is. How can they make such a big thing out of it?
Tom
Kid, this is politics, they can do and say anything they want.
Jason
But I didn't do anything wrong!
Tom
It doesn't matter. They have created the appearance of wrong-doing. Facts don't play a part in Politics.
Tom
Would anyone really believe them?
Tom
If you say anything about anybody, somebody is going to believe it.
Jason
Well, I'll just deny it. Very strongly.
Tom
You need to do more than that. You've got to come back with a zinger of your own.
Jason
Look Tom, I know you're the seasoned veteran here, trying to help out this naive young neophite, but please, don't ask me to do this.
Tom
Why? What else do you have to hide?
Jason
Nothing.
Tom
Another scandal? Dames? Drugs? Booze? Tax Problems? Homo-sexuality?
Jason
None of the above.
Tom
Then come on, you're hiding something, what is it?
Jason
I've done nothing wrong!
Tom
Are you sure?
Jason
Of course I'm sure. Whose side are you on?
Tom
Yours. I'm just trying to understand why you won't go negative and attack Griffin Mannix after he has viciously attacked you.
Jason
Let's just say that it's a matter of principle.
Tom
Keep your fucking principles in a box until after you're elected.
Jason
What is your problem with me winning this election fairly and ethically?
Tom
My heart can't take it. You started out leading by 23 points in the polls. You're now down to leading by two. There's only five days until the election, and you're ignoring this god-damned little republican bastard, who's standing here hitting you over the head with a metaphorical crowbar.
Jason
A metaphorical crowbar? Tom, I think you're exaggerating, and possibly hallucinating.
Tom
I'm not exaggerating. Things are serious, Jason. Now, I've had the staff working day and night for weeks to come up with a devastating response, and they think they've found something. Just untie my hands, and let me do my job, that's all I'm asking.
Jason
Tom, can I ask you something?
Tom
What?
Jason
Honestly now, do you really think I'm going to lose?
Tom
Yes. That plain enough for you? You're going to be buried alive if you don't stop this negative avalanche. Now if you'll agree to do it, and I strongly urge you to, I've scheduled a Press Conference in five minutes for you to announce the allegations that we've come up with.
Jason
Don't put me in a bind, Tom. I don't like this. It's just not right. But, I'll be reasonable. If it'll calm your panic, I'll at least listen to what the staff has come up with. Fair?
Tom
Let me get Marty in here. (Into intercom) Marty, I need you, NOW.
Jason
I'm not saying I'll use it...I'm just curious about what your people have come up with.
Tom
Our people. I understand.
Marty (Enters)
Yes, Mr. Manion?
Tom
Read what we've got on that little Republican asshole.
Marty (Reading from list)
Mr. Mannix has never gotten a license for his dog.
Tom
Is that it?
Marty
No sir. (Continues reading) He owes thirty-two dollars in overdue library fines.
Tom
And...?
Marty
And in 1968, he received a loan from a friend totaling several thousand dollars, which he failed to report on his financial disclosure forms.
Tom
Bingo!! Do you know the exact figure?
Marty
Yeah, I think so. (He looks it up) Two thousand eighty nine dollars.
Jason
And sixteen cents?
Marty
Oh, yeah, sixteen cents. How did you know that?
Tom
Yeah, how did you know that?
Jason
Just a guess. Have you got anything else on him?
Marty
Nothing as good as this.
Tom
What is he, Jesus Christ, for God's sake? I can't believe you couldn't find anything else. Are you sure? What about College? Everybody screws up in College.
Marty
He had a 4.0 grade point average and was President of his Fraternity.
Tom
Shit. Well, I guess we'll have to go with the loan allegation.
Jason
What allegation?
Tom
That he got the loan illegally, failed to disclose it on his taxes, and that it was somebody's attempt to bribe him, and by accepting it, he broke the law.
Jason
That's a pretty strong allegation, isn't it?
Tom
Fire with fire. Mud with mud.
Jason
Except we can't use it.
Tom
The reporters are already beginning to gather for the Press Conference. Why can't we use it? It's true, right, Marty?
Marty
Oh, it's true alright.
Tom
So?
Jason
I lent Griffin the money.
Tom
WHAT?!
Jason
We were in the same fraternity at College. He was in a bad way, after his father died, so I lent him the money.
Tom
You lent him the money. This is astounding...
Jason
I also can't talk about it. It's has to do with a sacred oath we took while we were in the fraternity.
Tom
You're a schmuck, do you know that?
Jason
Tom...
Tom
I mean it! Jason, grow up! You've got to forget all that college shit!
You're adult now! None of that shit applies anymore.
Jason
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Tom
Don't get holier than thou on me. I'm just saying that as an adult you don't have to hold to secret oaths you made with every kid at camp you pricked your finger and became blood brothers with.
Jason
I swore before God I'd never take advantage of a fraternity brother.
Tom
Oh really. Well, what about him? Didn't your dear frat brother take the same oath? Don't you see, Griffin's using your own reluctance to violate the oath to bash you over the head. He knows he can say anything and you aren't going to respond.
Jason
I can only worry about my own integrity.
Tom
Jason. Once a pact is broken, anything goes.
Jason
So how did you find out about the loan? I thought it was just between him and me.
Tom
Marty overheard him talking to one of his advisors.
Marty
I was sitting in the Men's room at the Bi-Partisan Charity Dinner last night. Griffin Mannix comes in with his media guy. The media guy had had a few drinks and he said he was getting worried about having to explain the loan. Right away, I thought to myself, "Hmm, this might be useful." But then Mannix says not to worry, you'll never reveal anything about the loan. Anyway, they talked for awhile, and from what they said I was able to go back and do a little detective work. It's all there in his bank records. The only thing I couldn't figure out was who lent him the money and why you'd never reveal the loan.
Jason
I guess when it comes to donors, I wouldn't be the most obvious suspect.
Marty
Well, that would explain why they think that we know about the loan story and have been holding back on it. They figure we'll break it the weekend before the election, thereby leaving them no time to respond.
Tom
Marty, I hate to admit it, but you were sandbagged.
Jason
Sandbagged? How do you know that?
Tom
Griffin Mannix wants us to bite on the loan allegation story. He fed it to Marty, so it sounded legit, he's hoping, of course, that either Jason has forgotten about the loan or we move on it without running it by him first. Then when we bring it up, he produces xeroxes of your original check showing it was you that lent him the money in the first place and once again, we look like idiots...
Marty
But he's a cheater, he didn't disclose it on his tax returns.
Jason
That's o.k., I'm such a boy scout, I won't bring it up...
Tom
Exactly. And if you do he's ready. Are you beginning to get an idea of what's going on?
Jason
I think so.
Tom
He makes you look like the premeditated scoundrel, not him.
Marty
Do you want me to go cancel the Press Conference?
Tom
No. Just stall them. We got them here, that's the hard part, now we just need to think of something to tell them.
(Marty exits)
Jason
I could haul out the old stump speech.
Tom
No. They're sick of it, and frankly, so am I. Wait. I've got it. Turnabout is fair play. Right? Well, if the scoundrel wants to make the boy scout look like a scoundrel, let's confuse everybody by making the scoundrel look like a boy scout.
Jason
I don't get it.
Tom
We 've got to get the press to switch perceptions about Mannix, so we play statesmen. We tell everyone what a nice guy Mannix is, personally. And stress the word, "Nice". We repeat it everywhere we go, and eventually even Mannix himself will think he's the Sugar Plum Fairy. Obviously, if we use enough innuendo, the press will think we're hiding something. They'll dig, find nothing, except his unlicensed dog and his overdue library books, and then because they need a story, every columnist in town will be writing articles about whether Griffin Mannix is too "Nice" to be Senator.
Jason
What will that accomplish?
Tom
We supply a constant stream of nice ineffectual politicians and paint Griffin as being more of the same. We do a quickie TV Spot contrasting you as strong, decisive and tough with a bold vision for America versus the nice, sweet, well-intentioned, Mr. Mannix, who just wants everyone to like him.
Jason
But can we make it stick? Mannix isn't really like that.
Tom
Never underestimate the element of surprise, and the power of suggestion. Now what do you say, Jason, are you willing to try it?
Jason
Well, I guess, technically it's not a negative ad.
Tom
Not at all. How can calling someone "Nice" be negative?
Jason
Then I wouldn't be violating my oath, would I?
Tom
Not in the least.
Jason
Okay. Then let's begin to spread the Gospel of St. Mannix.
Tom
Atta boy, Jason!! Now, let's go give those reporters a great big heaping helping of your kinder, gentler opponent. It’ll ruin him!!
Jason
And to think, you wanted me to go negative!
(They exit)
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by Verified Atheist on Fri, 11/07/2014 - 7:13pm
I expect your play will be ripped off, disguised, and used as an episode of "The Good Wife".Good work, though in my book you could never go negative.
Love your cache of haiku.
Wrote this a while back. It's deer season in Texas and I can hear shots intermittently in the background as Friday night passes on my farmette and the week that was the election is ending---mercifully.
The hunt over, an
8-Pointer splayed on a Jeep!
Oh the joy, the pain.
by Oxy Mora on Fri, 11/07/2014 - 7:51pm
"8-pointer splayed on a jeep!" LOL Excellent, Oxy!
One of the Summers in the early 1990's, when was performing in one of my one-man plays in New Hope, PA, I remember walking down a quiet country road in Solebury and this huge deer suddenly bounded out of the woods and landed in the road about 6 feet in front of me. I think he was as startled to see me as I was to see him. We looked at each other for a moment, and then the deer turned and leapt over a split rail fence and ran off and I continued on my way to the theater. It was quite surreal.
by MrSmith1 on Fri, 11/07/2014 - 11:40pm
I had a similar experience with a moose on a trail in Vermont. I didn't know whether he was going to charge, or not. I was able back myself down the trail.
Ah, New Hope. Ever hear of the theater in the round in Lambertville? I spent three years there one Summer. Shows went for two weeks. Resident performing cast rehearsed a second show, read third show, all in the two week time frame.
Can't remember the name of the bar on the river in New Hope, well known to artists and media folk. Foul tongued proprietor woman. I rented a shack right on the river bank on N.J. side.
by Oxy Mora on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 8:17am
Old Circus tent rule.
Always place the pop corn stand
Upwind of patrons.
Upwind from a bear.
Too bad he didn't know it.
No pop corn for lunch.
by Oxy Mora on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 8:45am
Good ones, Oxy!
Movie theatres know
circus rules of which you speak ...
Popcorn stands upwind.
by MrSmith1 on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 9:27am
I have heard of it although I never got there. I did get to perform one night at the Bucks County Playhouse in New Hope as part of a benefit for the Performing Arts Festival. Got to meet Celeste Holm.
Lambertville is great. There are some nice bed and breakfast places there, and lots of arts and antiques ... I loved the old Acme supermarket that used to be there. It was a step back in time, as it still looked as if it was still in the 1940's.
Could the bar be John and Peters? That is a hot spot for music and a woman who was the wife of one of the owners, might have fit your description. She was also the driving force behind the New Hope Performing Arts Festival which produced four of my plays back in the early 90's. Her name was Robin Larsen. She was a dear friend of mine but sadly, passed away a few years ago.
by MrSmith1 on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 9:23am
I don't think it was Robin, she sounds much too refined. And I never got around to the playhouse because I was stretched out with the circus tent musicals. The producer was St. John Terrell (he had been the voice of Jack Armstrong on radio) a real character. At that time he had four tents in operation around the East. Wonderful actors, dancers---unbelievably dedicated. When I saw Chorus Line for the first time, I wept.
by Oxy Mora on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 10:09am
Robin was a wonderful mix of savvy art curator, shame-less fund-raiser, bawdy sailor and mother hen. She was probably the only Artistic Director I've ever met that also washed and ironed all the actors' costumes ... She had an enormous heart, and an even bigger laugh. One of my favorite memories involving her was the time I came down to help her with a fundraiser for the Festival and she insisted that I take a huge chunk of pate back to NYC with me. Unfortunately, she dropped me off at the train station too late and I had missed the last train back to New York. I tried to catch up with her, but it was midnight and she had already pulled out of the parking lot and was headed back to New Hope ... so I ended up wandering the deserted Trenton train station all night, carrying ten pounds of pate, looking for a pay phone. Turned out there were no working pay phones ... It was the early 90's and I had no cell phone, no change in my pocket, not enough money to pay for a taxi, and no ATMs at the station... All I had was ten pounds of pate wrapped in aluminum foil. Somehow I managed to stay alive until a train for New York came through around 5:30 AM ... and some homeless people that lived in the station got to enjoy some pate that night.
by MrSmith1 on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 11:17am
Thanks for that great story. Pate in Trenton, love it. You painted a great picture.
BTW, restaurant was Odettes. Later it was noted as the restaurant from which Jessica Savitch, driving out the wrong gate, drove into a canal, overturning her car.
by Oxy Mora on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 1:37pm
Oh yes. I remember Odettes well ... and Jessica Savitch. I think I was still working at WNBC-TV when she had that infamous news update moment.
by MrSmith1 on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 3:42pm
LOL...Did you throw in that tombstone just for Richard? LOL...I think you just made his day.
The Darth Vader picture reminds me of the group over at Volcano Cafe. When the fission eruption took place in Iceland in the end of August this summer, the Iceland and Oxford U. brought in a Doppler radar and set it up in the view of one of the monitor cameras. This was up on top of hill looking over the lava field and eruption. It looked like RD2D sitting there all by it self in front of a barren landscape of lava. They would capture pictures to add to comment section of what was going on in the lava field so those with limited internet connections that could not get live feed could see. I know you are thinking how boring. There were plenty of other things to watch like drum plots of earth quakes and calculating cauldera subsidence. But the night when the winter weather had set in they came and took it away with it's bowser fuel tank, those geeks behaved like they just lost a friend out there in the field. Some one had taken the time to photo shop a scarf round it for the winter a few days earlier.
Any ways this has been one of the largest lava eruptions since late 1700's only Pinatuboe(sp?) spewed more lava in the Philippians. It is still going strong and Icelanders have to be careful about the S2O that comes in a mist cloud over their towns, It has covered and area the size of Manhattan with 30 feet deep lava.
I enjoyed your play.
by trkingmomoe on Fri, 11/07/2014 - 8:31pm
Thanks trkingmomoe. When I saw the tombstone picture, I knew I had to include it in this week's collection, LOL
by MrSmith1 on Fri, 11/07/2014 - 11:44pm
Treat the infection
with rhetorical questions.
Poultice wound with rage.
Energetic steps,
leaning into the cold rain,
compress fallen leaves.
Spattered by faint praise,
he beat his chest like Tarzan.
Jane kept on reading.
by moat on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 9:00pm
Jeepers, moat! (I thought I'd try a different response other than 'nice one, moat!')
Jane and her Kindle,
eschew muscular contractions
by reading tea leaves.
Putting his head down.
leaning into the cold rain,
give Tarzan headache.
Treating infections
with rhetorical questions,
is asking too much.
by MrSmith1 on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 11:03pm
Jane helps Tarzan dress.
Shirt, trousers, socks, shoes and hat
make a hot loincloth.
by moat on Tue, 11/11/2014 - 12:04pm
Good one!! We have a Jungle theme going ...
As Jane discovered,
Tarzan's loincloth may be hot,
ah, but underneath ...
by MrSmith1 on Tue, 11/11/2014 - 12:44pm
I will get back to Chapter two.
All I got is this on Haikus:
The fear that I will die
And no one will remember....
Somehow my son is
there and he remembers, Why?
I do not know why.
I could have been so
Better, but I guess what I
Did then was enough
Enough for what? I
Really have no clue as I
Recall in these days
I could have done much
better, much better that time
I am so lucky
I am so very lucky
To have my children
Some of the children
Remember things I just don't
That is all I have
I DO LOVE
by Richard Day on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 11:35pm
Lovely DD. Just lovely.
I think to myself,
I could have done much better
if things were diff'rent.
But what I did's all there is
and besides, what do I know?
---
I was a child for
most of my life ... apparently
that's not a parent.
.
by MrSmith1 on Sun, 11/09/2014 - 1:42am
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by Richard Day on Sat, 11/08/2014 - 11:36pm
See, I told you to do this. hahahah
THIS IS GREAT
THIS IS A CREATIVE CORNER!
And you are the most creative guy I have read in years.
Here
Why didn't you use the car phones.
Jason
We had to turn them off. Something about them being on the same frequency as all the pacemakers.
Tom
You fell for that old trick?
I am not sure why but now I wish to close in on Cheney with my car phone.
hahahah
I will come back.
by Richard Day on Mon, 11/10/2014 - 6:27pm