WASHINGTON – Following President Barack Obama’s State of the Union Address and open-forum question-and-answer session with House Republicans, the GOP has announced a new plan to deal with they call “Obama Policy Nonsense.”

“The President is a gifted speaker and knowledgeable about the issues,” said an anonymous senior Republican. “We believe our new plan will help us bridge that gap.”

According to the GOP source, the GOP’s new plan includes jamming their fingers in their ears, screaming “lalalalalalala” and running around in circles whenever Obama speaks.

“We think our plan will help us combat the policy-related nature of Obama’s retorts or statements,” said the source. “From hear on out, whether he’s talking about his daughters or health care reform.”

Other Republicans have stepped forward, stating it was a huge mistake to have a televised forum regarding actual issues that affect the United States of America and American citizens.

“He scored many points. He did really well,” said former NRCC Chairman Tom Cole. “The only way from stopping that is to not only never let it happen again, but to shout down anything he has to say about anything from hear on out.”

While some have questioned the new GOP strategy, Fox News Activist Sean Hannity said he believed the plan was “Perfectly in keeping with what the founding fathers were after.”

“It’s obvious that Republicans do better when they stick to the basics,” said Hannity. “That includes calling the President a Communist, Fascist, Jainist, who wants to murder all Americans with his bare hands.

“Face it, the GOP has Fox News to state their case, and Obama doesn’t,” said Hannity. “In the end, that’s what real Americans need.”

–WKW