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    LeBron James to take a shower tonight at 8:30 p.m. – ESPN Reports

    By William K. Wolfrum on Wed, 07/07/2010 - 4:38pm | Sports, Humor & Satire, Media

    CLEVELAND – Basketball star LeBron James will reportedly be taking a shower at around 8:30 p.m. EST tonight. James – who averaged nearly 30 points and nine assists per game in 2009-2010 – will very likely use soap, shampoo and possibly conditioner, said an anonymous ESPN source.

    “LeBron normally takes just one shower a day when not playing basketball,” said the ESPN source. “This second shower is important, and we’ll be outside the bathroom reporting it all night long.

    Later in the evening, ESPN promises to go to all-night “LeBron Sleeping” coverage, as viewers will be able to watch James sleep and decide if he’s dreaming about playing for the Cleveland Cavaliers, Chicago Bulls, Miami Heat or New York Knicks.

    “This is sports journalism at its highest level,” said the ESPN source. “About the only thing that can ruin this is if Tiger Woods has an orgy. And we have people on that.”

    –WKW

    Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

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