MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE
by Michael Wolraich
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MURDER, POLITICS, AND THE END OF THE JAZZ AGE by Michael Wolraich Order today at Barnes & Noble / Amazon / Books-A-Million / Bookshop |
BRAZIL – In a telephone interview, I admitted to an affair with sex-addicted golf legend Tiger Woods.
“Yes, I, William K. Wolfrum, had an affair with Tiger Woods,” I said. “The man is insatiable.”
My admission brings the number of alleged affairs by Tiger Woods to roughly 400,000 by conservative estimates. Still, I felt Woods and I had a connection.
“When he would send me text messages asking me to be his whore, I would be all a tingle,” said this blogger, who had a long and fruitful career in the porn industry using the name Bruce Pornstache.
While I would not give the dates of the affair, when I asked myself why I had come out with my allegations now, I gave a refreshingly candid response.
“While there currently is no proof that I’m doing this for the money, between you and me, I’m doing it for the money,” I said in that way I have. "But those rumors of me and Jesse James are just false."
Tiger Woods could not be reached for comment.
–WKW
Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles