Tired of not being able to know the secrets of those you obsess over? Want a closer look at those that have something you think can help divert attention from the awful truth? Well, at Overstalk.com, CEO Patrick Byrne has a special deal on a device that will help you “look through the windows” of those who may have some vague thing in their past that can be attacked ad nauseum.
For years, Patrick Byrne has lusted after the success, respect and ability of others. Ill-equipped to gain that success on his own merits, he has learned that it’s best to blame and stalk others. Now, for less than $30, this significant part of the Overstalk.com arsenal can be yours.
Order now and receive a free exorcism from Facebook, as well as an invented certificate claiming that you’re a bad-ass karate guy who shouldn’t be messed with.
So order now, and have as much fun with naked short stalking as Patrick Byrne does!
–WKW